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Schadenfreude
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Gamer. Whovian. Bibliophile. Science. She/her/あたし

Twitter: @fleur_de_LA

Mastodon: @fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online
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fleurdela.bsky.social
Fucking Wenceslas, look out!
Owl's out to get even
When the sun sets, thereabouts
Comeuppance you'll receivin'

SKREEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEE
Swoopings in excesses!

#SingAChristmasCarolWrong

#TalkieTags #HashtagGame

🦉: Two songs in one!
4 barn owls edited to be wearing Christmas hats: Santa hat with snowman and stars on brim, embroidered Santa hat, reindeer hat, normal Santa hat.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Owl bee ho ohm fur criss mast
Yukon cown ton eat🎶

#MusicEggCorns
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame

Stupid voice recognition system...🦉💧
Barred owl perched atop a Christmas tree after flying in down the chimney.
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Poi Son

or

Poi Sun

#MusicEggCorns
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame
Close up of poi being made.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Slay bulls thing, are you listing?
In the rain, so it's pissing...

#MusicEggCorns
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame
Cow turning up its nose. Text: Judgmental cow does not approve of your shenanigans
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Owl about the place, bout the place, mo' trouble🦉 🎶

#MusicEggCorns
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#ICouldveBeenAnInfluencer but I'd rather be a de-influencer, assholes.🦉🖕

#BoondockTags #HashtagGame
Furious-looking barn owl. Text: i disapprove of your lifestyle
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Anything an owl does is the right thing.🦉✨

#IDoTheRightThingsExceptWhen

#FeelGoodFrolics #HashtagGame
A barn owl with a smug, condescending look.
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#WhatGrabsMyAttentionIs drunk humans drunk humanning.

✨🦉🦉✨

#WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
Barn owl parent and chick looking in the same direction, with the same smile. Text over parent: He just said, "Hole my cognac." Text over owlet: He really thinks he can fight that tiger?
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#GimmeAnAppleAndIWill use it as I.D.🍏🦉✨

#FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame
Text: When you give the bouncer a fake I.D. Image: Human holding a cut apple slightly carved to resemble a barn owl's face, over a real barn owl looking up at it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#WhatSatisfiesMeIs OWLS. ✨🦉✨

#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
fleurdela.bsky.social
If anything, it's an instant ruff to cosplay Shakespeare.

With varying success.🦆💧
A duck wearing what looks like multiple light purple fruit meshes, but because of its long neck it looks more like a fat muffler than a ruff.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Be sure your enemy is dead.🗡️🦉

#LessonsFromTheCentenarian

#TheEducationalist #HashtagGame

*🦉 does not care for the spelling of your tag.
From Fine Art America: Owl Roman Warrior, by Lourry Legarde
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Morning Starbucks

also

The Cat Who Saw Starbucks

#FastFoodABook
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame
Barn owl with a frappuccino and pink flowers on a stump. Cat pulling a straw from an iced Starbucks drink into its mouth.
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
The Glass Pret a Manger-ie

#FastFoodABook
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame
Pret a Manger
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
The Applebee's of Aleppo

#FastFoodABook
#HashTagGames
#Mastodon #HashtagGame

🦉 : Is Applebee's fast food? Saw it in the promo, and never been.
The Beekeeper of Aleppo, by Christy Lefteri
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
🌿🦉✨

#WhatGetsMeStoked

#GoodVibesTags #HashtagGame

*🦉 may have misread, but stands by her answer.
Barn owl edited with sleeved human arms lighting a bowl.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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#HatsAndBroomsAndFancy "Whom"s.

💬💬✨
🦉🦉🦉

#WitchyTags #HashtagGame
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#HatsAndBroomsAndFancy booms.

🦉💢
🧨

#WitchyTags #HashtagGame
A flying barn owl, by Ron Dudley, edited to be carrying a realistic Minecraft TNT block.
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#HatsAndBroomsAndFancy plumes!🦉✨

#WitchyTags #HashtagGame
Barn owl with one wing spread out, like a vampire cape.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#HatsAndBroomsAndFancy shrooms.

💫
🦉

#WitchyTags #HashtagGame
Nellie the "calm" owl, close up face in inverted colors.
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
Hoo knows?

Because what else can you do with one of those fruit meshes?
Uni the cat, wearing one of those plastic meshes found on fruit, around his neck like a ruff.
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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#BookRecommendation I Humbly Beg Your Speedy Answer, selected and edited by Mary Beth Norton

Q&A from The Athenian Mercury, 1691 and 1697, before there was a legal and church standard on marriage, with notes.

Fav quote: "I am a virgin (at least I pass for such)."😆

#BookSky #NonFiction #History
I Humbly Beg Your Speedy Answer, by Mary Beth Norton
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
fleurdela.bsky.social
What do you mean there's a cat amongst the owls?

🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉
🦉🦉😺🦉🦉
🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉

#WhatIFindPuzzling

#WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
Puzzle: Lots of owls pressed against each other, but there's one cat.
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#TheColourOfMyCollarIs orange. But is this a collar, really?🦉💧

#FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame
A small owl with one of those plastic meshes you see around hosui pears and other fruits, orange-colored, around its neck like a ruff. Proportionally quite large, revealing how long an owl's neck really is.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
fleurdela.bsky.social
...Just listen to that tiny voice and let's go find other barn owls.🦉💬

#WhenToPlayByTheEar

#FeelGoodNFresh #HashtagGame
Tweet by Booker_ @Booker_booksie Fun fact about barn owl housing! Some people who hear voices in their head actually have a small barn owl who made their home in their ear! So if you hear a voice saying "hey let's go out to the woods at ight and find small rodents and or other barn owls" time to get checked! [Image of a barn owl in a tree hole]
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM