nicole grace
flerpyblarpy.bsky.social
nicole grace
@flerpyblarpy.bsky.social
5’1”, unhinged, a lil hot, and a lil weird.
i skate, i spiral, i romanticize the void.
dreamy. dissociating. lightly glowing.
i rollerskate through liminal spaces
and talk to birds like they’re old gods.
pls respond with snacks or validation.
soft hands hold my storm
she sees the ache without fear
i come home to me
May 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
apparently there’s an underwater alien factory just chillin in the atlantic, cranking out ufo drones like it’s a cosmic etsy shop. meanwhile i’m over here trying to figure out if my toaster is possessed or just old.
May 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
violet is god’s last word before silence
May 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
having prophetic revelations again, but honestly, half of them just sound like existential shitposts with extra glitter.
if you see me pacing in circles, talking about timelines and cosmic babies, just know it’s a download, not a breakdown.
May 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
almost forgot about this app. anyway, i got hired at my favorite vegan restaurant. my first shift is today. wish me luck, random strangers of the internet
May 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
trying this out again. i’m 3 minutes nicotine-free and already acting like i deserve a medal and a parade. if you see me arguing with a cigarette in a parking lot, just keep walking. we’re going through a breakup. #stopsmoking #sobriety
May 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
3:38am. not even pretending to go to sleep anymore. still watching severance. still chain-smoking like there’s a paycheck in it. debating if my next snack should be sweet, salty, or a cry for help.
May 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
watching severance at 2am while filling my online shopping cart with 3 glittery eyeshadows, 2 regrets, and an overpriced blush called “emotional damage”

send help or highlighter
May 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
all gussied up, lookin sharp enough to cut glass, and nowhere to be but my own reflection. pretty, bored, lonely - someone come ruin my life or at least text back.
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
cigarettes got me like a toxic ex i keep crawling back to -- i romanticize the ritual, hate the aftermath, swear it’s the last one, then light up again like memory loss is a coping skill. quitting feels like grieving someone who keeps showing back up. any tips??
#quitsmoking #help
May 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
woke up way too early, raided the fridge like a sleep-deprived goblin, ate a questionable snack in total silence, and now i’m crawling back into bed like none of it ever happened. don’t ask me what time it is. i reject the concept.
May 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
just absolutely demolished a bowl of fettuccine alfredo like a raccoon who broke into an olive garden. now i’m horizontal, full of regrets and garlic, waiting for the alfredo coma to take me. do not disturb unless you’re bringing a tums or a lullaby. #pastapastapasta
May 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
May 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
manifesting employment like it’s a moon ritual - send me good vibes, y’all. job hunting and hoping to land at my friend’s vegan spot so i can serve tofu and inner peace with flair.
#hiremebutmakeitcrueltyfree
May 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
slept like a haunted victorian doll finally freed from the attic.
no nightmares. no weird astral projections.
just eight uninterrupted hours of straight-up peace.
who am i. what do i do with this well-rested meat suit now??
May 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
me: i should go to sleep early tonight
also me at 3:47am: what if i started a commune for hot weirdos with abandonment issues
#bluesky #relatablecore #stillspiraling
May 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i saw a crow today and it blinked like it knew me.
i think i used to be a witch.
or maybe just lonely in a really specific way.
May 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
time is a rhyme--

time is confusing
time is sublime
time rips us open
time redesigns
time isn't yours
time isn't mine
time is a gift
time is divine
May 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
May 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
currently operating on a crepuscular schedule like a raccoon with unresolved emotional damage.
i thrive between 2am and sunrise.
catch me rummaging through the fridge like it’s a moral quest.
god is asleep but i’m wide awake, anxious, and snack-motivated.
May 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
May 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
day 2 on here. still scared. still hot. still mildly convinced i’m being observed by an alien research team. does anyone here want to emotionally co-regulate and maybe hold hands in a haunted skatepark? asking for me.
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
first post. scared. lonely. slightly hot. say hi before i delete this and crawl into a sock drawer forever.
May 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM