For me, the jumpscares always paled in comparison to the Indianapolis speech. It just draws me in every time I see it. “So, 1100 men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest. June the 29th, 1945… anyway, we delivered the bomb.”

May the Freon in their vehicle’s air conditioner leak out faster than war plans on Drunk Telegram.

Possible applicable services:
- drain abscesses
- prescribe antibiotics/pain medication for infections
- temporary fillings/sealing cracked teeth
- Sesame Street toothbrushes and bubble gum flavored toothpaste

…just the real emergencies that can’t wait

This guy gets a cover-all win on his “Absolute Piece of Shit” Bingo card.

Thomas Paine would like a few words with you.

It’s more odd that he goes to the end of the line afterwards for another round, like it’s a ride at a carnival.

Punxsatawney Phil’s Revenge?

Cats of Yore. Translated Cats. There is no cat in this image. All 3 bring happiness

But does it go to 11?

Follower #1, standing by.

But… COLLABORATION!!! Sometimes the best collaboration is “a Teams/Slack message and leave me alone for 3 hours, so I can get stuff done”. :)