Can I pay for it with my $Trump crypto?

The tone, paired with the frequency and style of the em dashes, screams "this was written by ChatGPT".

"Why are you cherrypicking the exact thing that I myself brought up as an example?"

While these people may currently control the levers of power, they will never have the one thing they truly want, which is to not be a massive dork.

To me, this feels like AI trained on his tweets. I'm getting uncanny valley, big time. WTF is going on?

Will he be like #paullepage in Maine? Periodically goes north to run for office, loses, and then fucks off back to Florida?

"Our parents aren't having children" sounds like a quote from George W. Bush.