You know what pisses me off the most about the F*ck Trudeau crowd? HE’S the one who made weed legal for you Broskis to light up then talk about how much you hate him.

Madness to me is watching a sporting event in a domed stadium that used to be on a field, but now it’s in a Dome because nobody can sit outside anymore because of global warming. And we do and accept this without questioning anything or demanding change.

The very hardest part about being a male with feelings is that when I need to express them to other people I am so paranoid about coming off either too aggressive or too pathetic. So I usually just keep it to myself.

Pineapple belongs on pizza more than ketchup belongs on a hot dog.

Is Jay the new Tom?