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My wife looked something up on Apple Maps, and it reminded me of something.
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My wife looked something up on Apple Maps, and it reminded me of something.
At the goth grocery store parking lot club.
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
At the goth grocery store parking lot club.
Saw another account post their favorite photos taken in 2025, so here are 4 of my favorite photos I took this year.
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Saw another account post their favorite photos taken in 2025, so here are 4 of my favorite photos I took this year.
Okay, generative Ai is bad, blah blah blah. BUT...
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay, generative Ai is bad, blah blah blah. BUT...
I did not know that candles were sold in nunchaku format.
September 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I did not know that candles were sold in nunchaku format.
cerveza más o menos fina
July 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
cerveza más o menos fina
4 out of 5 lunch menu items at io are slathered in mayonnaise, one of the most hated foods in America.
Great choices, Google. #googleio25
Great choices, Google. #googleio25
May 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
4 out of 5 lunch menu items at io are slathered in mayonnaise, one of the most hated foods in America.
Great choices, Google. #googleio25
Great choices, Google. #googleio25
Have you or someone you know been harmed by Reynold's "Cut-Rite" wax paper false advertising? You may be entitled to compensation.
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Have you or someone you know been harmed by Reynold's "Cut-Rite" wax paper false advertising? You may be entitled to compensation.
I've posted this genuine google search screenshot before
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I've posted this genuine google search screenshot before
Discovered today that Google TVs will let you create a screensaver from AI generated art, with your own prompts.
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Discovered today that Google TVs will let you create a screensaver from AI generated art, with your own prompts.
Seriously, which one of these looks more like a "Ward Cleaver"?
October 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Seriously, which one of these looks more like a "Ward Cleaver"?
Yeah, it used to be better. This screenshot is from 2018.
September 15, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Yeah, it used to be better. This screenshot is from 2018.
When you make your user icon too abstract, it looks like a sad cyclops. But sometimes the cyclops has a big bushy mustache.
July 11, 2024 at 9:31 PM
When you make your user icon too abstract, it looks like a sad cyclops. But sometimes the cyclops has a big bushy mustache.
Chairs at the bowling alley are happy little cenobites.
July 2, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Chairs at the bowling alley are happy little cenobites.
AI images may not be good for anything else, but they are perfect for low-effort shitposts. Relatedly, please imagine this in Peter Cullen's Eeyore voice:
"Autobots, transform and roll out."
"Autobots, transform and roll out."
June 25, 2024 at 3:55 AM
AI images may not be good for anything else, but they are perfect for low-effort shitposts. Relatedly, please imagine this in Peter Cullen's Eeyore voice:
"Autobots, transform and roll out."
"Autobots, transform and roll out."
You would not believe how many times I've almost made myself a chicken latte.
February 18, 2024 at 2:08 AM
You would not believe how many times I've almost made myself a chicken latte.
Found what I thought were oyster mushrooms yesterday, but wasn't sure and didn't want to risk it. Came back today and someone had harvested them. Nice to know I was probably right.
October 19, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Found what I thought were oyster mushrooms yesterday, but wasn't sure and didn't want to risk it. Came back today and someone had harvested them. Nice to know I was probably right.