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Rose
@flawedjumper.bsky.social
Trying to achieve my dreams of jumping 1.60m whilst being scared of anything over .85m
I feel like I’m failing my horse 24/7 and it’s driving me crazy.
March 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I wonder what the results of the election would be if it was done right now. But at the same time. I really don’t want to know
March 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Every now and then I just stop and stare at my horse and think wow how did I end up with the most beautiful horse in existence
February 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Alberta Covid-19 Review task force consisted mainly of people who were fired for not vaccinating or following safety measures… that’s definitely not a bias!
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you think about it. Horse show names are really just their drag name
January 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It’s so disorientating hearing Bruno Mars in that new song 😂
January 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What the fuck is happening
January 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Remember when people were uncomfortable when you called them a Nazi
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Why does cheese taste better when it’s shredded
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My mare is developing so nicely in the trot. But dear lord is the canter a struggle bus
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Rose
This is hysterical.

The President of Mexico was spotted wearing a “Make America Mexicana Again.”

🤣
January 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I just want to snuggle my horse and never return to civilization
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m keeping my twitter account just so I can kinda keep an idea as to how bad the right side is getting. But the things people genuinely believe are just foul and it’s hard to even scroll for a minute on that side
January 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m both scared of and in awe of parents who do elf on the shelf every day. The thought of doing it for a whole month is horrendous to me
December 24, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Had my first ride without feeling like I’m dying 🥲 shout out to compression stockings
December 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Welp. Finally left the hellhole and joined the cool kids here
December 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM