dude, having a paycheck hit ur bank account WHILE on vacation is literally giving orgasm

just imagine having this under you, supporting yourself as you are getting rammed from behind, and sweating and dripping in ecstasy and overwhelming lust. and megaman is just o‿o

wow twitter so bad
wow bluesky so unbad
(am i doing it right?)

god i’m gonna cum (figurative) all
over the place (figurative) because of this mackerel (literal) nigiri (literal)

til death do us shart