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flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
🧿 Bizarre Nazar 🧿
@flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
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queer person and friend to the creepies, crawlies and cryptids / 31

profile pic: drawn by Skulltopus / skully-drawls @ tumblr

tell me have you been dancing 4/10/2025

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flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
#mtg players i beg of you, save me the google search 🙏🥺
the bugs bunny meme of "i wish all (blank)... a very (blank)” the image reads: "i wish all people who post two-sided magic cards / a very please include the other side of the card" the white text is on a black background, and titular character bugs bunny is doing a bbno$-esque pose, which gives the vibe "you know we had to do it to 'em". bugs is wearing a black tuxedo with a red, vaguely-shaped flower on the left side, his eyes are unsurprisingly suggestive
May 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
remote work 🤝 unemployment

sending your friends too many messages during the daytime
Original Alt text from Shen's image (with edit): Shen is a deer with an injured, bandaged leg emerging from a dark and foggy forest, with several glowing red eyes in it. He is being offered berries by a classically beautiful, very fit man with flowing hair. The forest is the Job Forest (Dark, Foreboding). The man is My Remote Work Friend. The berries are Discord Messages at 2PM. The bandaged leg is Injury Because My Manager Spoke to Me Too Sternly.
April 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
i am still compelled to yell into the void that fortnite now has 2 skins that mostly let you play as #griddlehark in duos

only problem is they are both crew pack skins, meaning the skin used for Harrow in this image isn't currently available
not a one to one match with the characters, but a similar pairing to Harrow and Gideon from The Locked Tomb series in the game fortnite. they are both posing with a heart made of their hands, because they are in love featured on the left is the Harrow-esque character Persephone, who's wearing big black boots, shorts, a bone-clad hoodie and a black crown. much too pale but still fun for the aesthetic match - she has short to medium length white hair with a purple hue to most of her outfit featured on the right is the Gideon-esque character Bones (who's currently available in the crew pack), she's wearing a red and black outfit of athletic shoes, joggers and a split skull jacket, covering a red hoodie. her face is slightly obscured by narrow sunglasses and her dark brown hair has a bone-white streak through it the background is an area in fortnite, which has a visible coastline and a few hills. the two characters are on the back of a giant turtle, but that's not as visible in the picture - that's just a good landing spot right now
March 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
Carnivores (1998, PC)
a screenshot from the PC game Carnivores (1998). a low polygon dropship with camo stripes is carrying away a sad son-of-a-bitch T-Rex to be turned into a trophy. the green T-Rex is laughably nearly as large as the dropship itself, the wonders of sci-fi. the background to the dropship and dinosaur is low poly grass and palm trees - my guess to what a golf course in Florida would look like in a PC game in 1998
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
closest i think we'll ever get to #thelockedtomb in fortnite so you have 1 month starting in march to get this skin from the crew pack if you're interested
a character named "Bones" who is a strong, feminine looking fortnite character. wearing red and black shoes, black joggers with a pistol on their waist, and a red hoodie. surrounding the red hoodie is a black skull jacket, with the skull split open by the unfastened zipper. they're holding a sharp, dark black sword with a blunt and flat tip and an orange handle. they're wearing thin sunglasses that don't obscure their red eyes. Bones has an undercut with dark brown hair streaked with white in the middle. this is the front view - fortnite says this is a man and they are weak, she is Gideon a character named "Bones" who is a strong, feminine looking fortnite character. wearing red and black shoes, black joggers with a pistol on their waist, and a red hoodie. surrounding the red hoodie is a black skull jacket, with the skull split open by the unfastened zipper. they're holding a sharp, dark black sword with a blunt and flat tip and an orange handle. they're wearing thin sunglasses that don't obscure their red eyes. Bones has an undercut with dark brown hair streaked with white in the middle. this is the close-up view, her eyes are gorgeous - fortnite says this is a man and they are weak, she is Gideon a character named "Bones" who is a strong, feminine looking fortnite character. wearing red and black shoes, black joggers with a pistol on their waist, and a red hoodie. surrounding the red hoodie is a black skull jacket, with the skull split open by the unfastened zipper. they're holding a sharp, dark black sword with a blunt and flat tip and an orange handle. they're wearing thin sunglasses that don't obscure their red eyes. Bones has an undercut with dark brown hair streaked with white in the middle. this is the back view, with the very nice booty - fortnite says this is a man and they are weak, she is Gideon a description of the crew pack, which reads: crew series: outfit - fortnite style Bones He's (crossed out and She's is placed above it) got a skull to pick with you. Part of the Skull Issue set. Introduced in Chapter 6, Season 2. This item is usable in: Battle Royale / Fortnite Festival / Rocket Racing below are icons of the entire set, Bones, Lego Bones, her back bling which is a skull patterned skateboard, and a dark black sword with an orange handle and flat, blunt top
February 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
flatwoodsnazars.bsky.social
@anyaustin.bsky.social did some on-the-ground field research and unfortunately there are no power lines connected to this substation in fortnite... but there is a dam right next to it!
a screenshot of fortnite chapter 6 season 1, showing a substation that is (regrettably) not connected to any power lines a second screenshot of fortnite, chapter 6 season 1, this time featuring the same substation but also showing a dam in the background
December 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM