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xhamsterkush
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Unfortunately the marmalade is not cooking right.
You’re all going to hell
November 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Perfect time too
November 14, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Vomits
good morning 😜✌🏻
October 10, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Concerning, to say the least.
My bf’s coworker did this lil doodle of me ❤️
October 10, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Who’s the most popping on here?
October 10, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Is blue sky #prozyn or #propalestine ?
October 10, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I’m back and my new adventures are going to be grand!
October 10, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Fuck Curious George
August 26, 2023 at 3:21 AM
I think I’ll have an iced coffee.
June 28, 2023 at 4:26 PM
#PaddingtonSunday
Ask me any question and I’ll respond with a marmalade blessing! 🍯
June 25, 2023 at 6:18 PM
The sun really does make the day much brighter.
June 21, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Father…
June 20, 2023 at 9:19 PM
One of these day I’m gonna fly
June 20, 2023 at 9:16 PM
I’m just a bear I can’t pay rent.
June 15, 2023 at 5:39 AM
I ain’t ever gon forgive that foo for kicking me out. But that shit made me who I am today. A fun loving they/them pear from the jungle.
June 9, 2023 at 10:27 PM
I can’t poop
June 8, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Hi Besties!!
June 8, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Marmalade sloppy top
June 7, 2023 at 5:04 PM
I’m sorry friend, exactly what is your question?
the celebrities are here just waiting to be harangued

Tim Heidecker just arrived
June 6, 2023 at 9:43 PM
I do but not in the way humans do.

For example my typical thinking is expressed in my native tongue through various growls and snorts.

The longer I have been in London the more I begin to think in English UK. However it’s mostly just simple words like “Marmalade” or “Where the white women at?”
June 6, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Good mythical morning Paddington bear fans!!

Have you ever wanted to ask Paddington a question??

Reply now or use the #AskPaddington
June 6, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by xhamsterkush
My boobs are boys but my dick is a girl
June 6, 2023 at 8:05 PM
My girlfriend (who is not on Bluesky) told me this @aoc.bsky.social isn’t real. She not getting the invite code for that one.
June 6, 2023 at 9:15 PM
I smoked weed with @aoc.bsky.social she got too high and burnt the skinny pop.
June 6, 2023 at 9:14 PM
I’m off that good kush and alcohol
June 2, 2023 at 8:42 PM