Flattened Earth
flattenedearth.bsky.social
Flattened Earth
@flattenedearth.bsky.social
#1 Totally Serious Non-Joke Patriotic Heavy Metal Band [Satire]
My new year's resolution is to release The Epstein Files which is a song everyone has been asking us to release about releasing the Epstein Files.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
i have been asked by management to stop posting in all capitol letters but Flattened Earth never forgets about 1/6 brotherrrr!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I hope everyone had a very merry American LARPing Day (1/6) and that everyone followed proper safety procedures when reenacting attempted government coups.
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars

Because they're part of the same surface

Because the sky is a dome and the earth is flat
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
STAND FOR THE FLAG

KNEEL FOR THE CROSS

BEND OVER FOR JESUS
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OUR LIBRUL PRODUCER @THEONETRUEMATT WANTS THIS BAND TO BE POLITICOL SO WE'RE POSTING ON OUR OWN ACCOUNT

FOLLOW US IF YOU CARE ABOUT METAL AND NOT POLITRICKS (THATS WHAT PITBULL CALLS IT)
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM