It's the least of things, but McSweeney is *exactly* the kind of person i would expect to do a SWOT analysis, tool of every corporate-minded wanker you've ever had the misfortune to work with

Great the way she phrased that in a way that makes her seem completely normal!!

I'd have little doubt believing that the marriage was entirely performance, i've seen more pictures of her sharing moments of actual feeling with the couchfucker than with him

*stares into camera*

Hear me out, what if we wheeled this guy out to smirk when being asked why another hospital has been shelled

Don't worry, if we know one thing about SKS's Labour party, it's that they're experts when it comes to byelections

It took til my 30s for me to find out most peoples septums dont curve massively to the left like mine does

Im remembering how the last fella in his post had to go because even if he won, they'd collapse into infighting and nothing would get done

But to take the World Cup away from America would bring the FIFA peace prize into disrepute!!

I have a theory that so many Big Brains of Britain got their minds scrambled by calling for austerity/the army to be sent into London at the start of the 10s and being told online that those opinions suck, and they've bulilt a world view opposed to the 'blue haired student' in their heads ever since

The sheer amount of "exactlyyyyyyyyyyyy"s going on on that stage

LMAO is this where "McShitter" came from

IIRC he's Minnesotan, but yeah, for me this this is broken clock more than road to Damascus