Дуlаи
@flashgordonsape.bsky.social
Counting each day on my thumb.
I am boring and work in a despised profession.
I am boring and work in a despised profession.
If there's a list, please put me on it, thanks.
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If there's a list, please put me on it, thanks.
This is unfair to all the hard-working two-year-olds who have been paying for their own childcare for years
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This is unfair to all the hard-working two-year-olds who have been paying for their own childcare for years
We have become the comments section.
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
We have become the comments section.
Contentment is a revolutionary act
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Contentment is a revolutionary act
She was one of these car hoarders or whatever you call it when their car just fills up with the untossed detritus of life. Helped her clean it out one time and bottom of the trunk was lined with a busted-open 50# bag of dog food that had been marinating down there under everything for like 2 years.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
She was one of these car hoarders or whatever you call it when their car just fills up with the untossed detritus of life. Helped her clean it out one time and bottom of the trunk was lined with a busted-open 50# bag of dog food that had been marinating down there under everything for like 2 years.
My wife's copy of Karen Finley's Shock Treatment came signed by the author
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My wife's copy of Karen Finley's Shock Treatment came signed by the author
I like a Frankenstein with a happy ending
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I like a Frankenstein with a happy ending
Waking up to all this, I realize it doesn't make me feel anything, really. No outrage, greivance or embarrassment. I gave up on this country a long time ago, or having any ideas of what it should or shouldn't be, or disappointment when it proved over and over that it wasn't.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Waking up to all this, I realize it doesn't make me feel anything, really. No outrage, greivance or embarrassment. I gave up on this country a long time ago, or having any ideas of what it should or shouldn't be, or disappointment when it proved over and over that it wasn't.
Chapelle in two specials has drawn on the stories of two historically important black men—Iceberg Slim and Jack Johnson—as thematic narrative and gotten the details of those stories significantly wrong.
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Chapelle in two specials has drawn on the stories of two historically important black men—Iceberg Slim and Jack Johnson—as thematic narrative and gotten the details of those stories significantly wrong.
Intelligent Artifice will be the next big thing
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Intelligent Artifice will be the next big thing
Disappointed by how many snow days we're not having
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Disappointed by how many snow days we're not having
Sometimes I make random doodles interspersed with whatever my random shit my wife says
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes I make random doodles interspersed with whatever my random shit my wife says
The days when I wake up feeling shell-shocked and unsure if I can continue—where that feeling seems to come deep and intractable—and the days where I feel upbeat and hopeful are often the same day. Sometimes it's just hours apart.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The days when I wake up feeling shell-shocked and unsure if I can continue—where that feeling seems to come deep and intractable—and the days where I feel upbeat and hopeful are often the same day. Sometimes it's just hours apart.
Christmas is entirely about the music at this point
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Christmas is entirely about the music at this point
Michigan is the Florida of the North.
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Michigan is the Florida of the North.
CPAP machines are sad and gross and I would rather die in my sleep like the useless middle-aged shitheap I am than use one.
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
CPAP machines are sad and gross and I would rather die in my sleep like the useless middle-aged shitheap I am than use one.
"The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory. Be happy. At last, everything is done for you."
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory. Be happy. At last, everything is done for you."
Jello Biafra was right
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Jello Biafra was right
Reposted by Дуlаи
Soldiers deployed in Germany are being instructed to go to German food banks due to the shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Soldiers deployed in Germany are being instructed to go to German food banks due to the shutdown
Revisiting the Dead Kennedys lately and their prescience was astounding
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Revisiting the Dead Kennedys lately and their prescience was astounding
That teaching as a profession is overwhelmingly white women is never more obvious than when you're in a big room filled with teachers.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That teaching as a profession is overwhelmingly white women is never more obvious than when you're in a big room filled with teachers.
Frankenchrist turned 40 this month
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Frankenchrist turned 40 this month
Goddamn am I tired some days. Walking around like a wrungout dishrag.
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Goddamn am I tired some days. Walking around like a wrungout dishrag.
I wish I had someone vulnerable to mock
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I wish I had someone vulnerable to mock