Flapjack Dandy
@flapjackdandy.bsky.social
New York IT nerd stuck in the south. Photojournalist. ANTIFA. LGBTQ+ ally. Champion of Truth, Justice, and the (former) American Way.
I run the White House Bullshit Index:
https://www.the-white-house.org/
I run the White House Bullshit Index:
https://www.the-white-house.org/
That right hand still appears to be slathered in colored something.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That right hand still appears to be slathered in colored something.
They are downing several gallons of copium hourly.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They are downing several gallons of copium hourly.
Oh. I didn't... Huh. But what... Oh.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh. I didn't... Huh. But what... Oh.
I will also pay a 10% finder's fee to any person able to put me in contact with the right connection to make this happen.
I reiterate: this offer is 100% real.
I reiterate: this offer is 100% real.
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I will also pay a 10% finder's fee to any person able to put me in contact with the right connection to make this happen.
I reiterate: this offer is 100% real.
I reiterate: this offer is 100% real.
Good morning. First, apologies for the recent inactivity. Had to take a break for the past week due to an emergency, but we're back. Thanks for your patience.
FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway.
FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway.
October 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Good morning. First, apologies for the recent inactivity. Had to take a break for the past week due to an emergency, but we're back. Thanks for your patience.
FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway.
FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway.
If you're wondering why he bought Twitter. This is why. If you're wondering why the WH wants to control TikTok. This is why.
October 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you're wondering why he bought Twitter. This is why. If you're wondering why the WH wants to control TikTok. This is why.
A small list of tips for protesters, care of the White House Bullshit Index. Be safe. Be prepared.
#ICE #Protest #ProtestPrep #Safety
#ICE #Protest #ProtestPrep #Safety
October 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A small list of tips for protesters, care of the White House Bullshit Index. Be safe. Be prepared.
#ICE #Protest #ProtestPrep #Safety
#ICE #Protest #ProtestPrep #Safety
My inner demon is stronger than your ability to tweet pictures. His name is Chuck. He has huge evil horns, his flesh is fire, and he likes apple fritters and scrambled eggs. In the name of the demon Chuck I command thee to get over thyself.
October 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My inner demon is stronger than your ability to tweet pictures. His name is Chuck. He has huge evil horns, his flesh is fire, and he likes apple fritters and scrambled eggs. In the name of the demon Chuck I command thee to get over thyself.
"How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles."
-- Ted Cruz
-- Ted Cruz
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles."
-- Ted Cruz
-- Ted Cruz
Is everyone paying attention? The president just admitted he's at war with US cities. HE SAID IT. There's no taking this out of context. (from @acyn.bsky.social's Twitter)
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is everyone paying attention? The president just admitted he's at war with US cities. HE SAID IT. There's no taking this out of context. (from @acyn.bsky.social's Twitter)
And he's online rubbing it in everyone's face. He thinks it looks great and doesn't realize the whole room is tacky as shit now.
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And he's online rubbing it in everyone's face. He thinks it looks great and doesn't realize the whole room is tacky as shit now.
Information on the Michigan Mormon Church shooter. Note the campaign sign in his yard.
September 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Information on the Michigan Mormon Church shooter. Note the campaign sign in his yard.
Stephen Miller doesn't want you to say this kind of thing, but that's just for show. Secretly he LOVES the comparison because he views it as a compliment. Stephen Miller is a #Fascist #Nazi who has peaked in his career. It's all downhill from here you goose-stepping fuck.
September 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Idiot media. No you jerks, Ryan Walters was the guy who was BROADCASTING PORN IN HIS OFFICE AND SENDING PORN TO CO-WORKERS. THAT NEEDS TO BE THE HEADLINE.
September 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Idiot media. No you jerks, Ryan Walters was the guy who was BROADCASTING PORN IN HIS OFFICE AND SENDING PORN TO CO-WORKERS. THAT NEEDS TO BE THE HEADLINE.
This is the timeline where the White House press secretary has to storm out in her bathrobe to yell at the bullies goofing on her turd kid because literally NOBODY likes him.
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is the timeline where the White House press secretary has to storm out in her bathrobe to yell at the bullies goofing on her turd kid because literally NOBODY likes him.
"I'm really good at predicting things. If you don't stop people you've never seen before, your country is going to fail."
"Carbon footprint is a hoax."
This guy is one of the dumbest people alive.
"Carbon footprint is a hoax."
This guy is one of the dumbest people alive.
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"I'm really good at predicting things. If you don't stop people you've never seen before, your country is going to fail."
"Carbon footprint is a hoax."
This guy is one of the dumbest people alive.
"Carbon footprint is a hoax."
This guy is one of the dumbest people alive.
This is about the only honest thing he's said during this whole thing.
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is about the only honest thing he's said during this whole thing.