flanswanson
@flanswanson.bsky.social
Another guy riding the stache wave
stfu and start capping some ICE MFers in the street if they touch your people you lame duck dink
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
stfu and start capping some ICE MFers in the street if they touch your people you lame duck dink
every republican representative needs to be hung upside by their toes until they can verify they know the all the laws of the land they claim to clutch their pearls over when someone “violates” them
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
every republican representative needs to be hung upside by their toes until they can verify they know the all the laws of the land they claim to clutch their pearls over when someone “violates” them
she looks so tired
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
she looks so tired
this whole admin is dink-coded
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
this whole admin is dink-coded
i sprayed windex on my last viral infection and i’m fine, gotta love home remedies over tried and true science and years of data
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i sprayed windex on my last viral infection and i’m fine, gotta love home remedies over tried and true science and years of data
always the toll of the death knell when they pull out from parking lots
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
always the toll of the death knell when they pull out from parking lots
god m kelly needs to get blacked the fuck up
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
god m kelly needs to get blacked the fuck up
they hate being called racist but are ok being called pedophiles 🤷🏻
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
they hate being called racist but are ok being called pedophiles 🤷🏻
until he dies he deserves all the heat and hate he brought upon himself
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
until he dies he deserves all the heat and hate he brought upon himself
You gotta love seeing pedophiles tear each other apart by arguing that the other one is the bigger pedophile
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 AM
You gotta love seeing pedophiles tear each other apart by arguing that the other one is the bigger pedophile
why does this man always look like someone slipped a finger up his bum when they take of photo of him
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
why does this man always look like someone slipped a finger up his bum when they take of photo of him
i miss the days fantasizing about nailin palin
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i miss the days fantasizing about nailin palin
taken from musk owned companies and his own pockets since the president is a fucking custer ass brokie
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
taken from musk owned companies and his own pockets since the president is a fucking custer ass brokie
i’ve done this to help insulate, definitely helps but in colder/windy conditions it’ll still feel cold
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
i’ve done this to help insulate, definitely helps but in colder/windy conditions it’ll still feel cold
can we deport the orange man to the depths of the Mariana trench from whence he spawned?
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
can we deport the orange man to the depths of the Mariana trench from whence he spawned?
you gotta censor the nussy
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
you gotta censor the nussy
We had a name for these in the 40s, internment camps about the same but less about blatantly killing people more about demoralizing/dehumanizing
February 7, 2026 at 10:26 AM
We had a name for these in the 40s, internment camps about the same but less about blatantly killing people more about demoralizing/dehumanizing
how do I get that job, i’d love to GTA drive those jags from the comfort of home with my xbox 360 controller
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
how do I get that job, i’d love to GTA drive those jags from the comfort of home with my xbox 360 controller
the man is a pedophile he is bad enough as it is, and unless he straight up has slaves like some other presidents idk bout dat
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
the man is a pedophile he is bad enough as it is, and unless he straight up has slaves like some other presidents idk bout dat
sources are saying he is stable, god please
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
sources are saying he is stable, god please