This is like looking through my dead dad's record collection. How did they never meet and become pals? Too busy being groovy at home alone listening to their far out sounds and not making any money for us to inherit ✌️

If I hadn't been 20 and given more of a shit I would have said please stop instructing us by rhyme and do it with mime

All these things were said to me during my time at M&S by my manager Gary who looked like Wes Streeting

If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean

If you've got time for rants, you could be merching pants

He makes Matt Hancock look like Alexander Fleming

Fuckin ell

And don't buy a camera mug because nobody likes drinking hot liquid out of those things

Thank god

Hang on, are you referring to Jeffrey or a different Epstein

It seems pretty clear now that due to his influence over the establishment and his dossier of blackmailable material, Epstein shaped the culture of the west between 1992 and 2011. Lindyman calls it the vulgar wave I call it the Epstein pleasure beach

He also looks like he's had lip filler

Hot Jesus is just what we need to warm us all up on these frosty nights

Jesus Christ in tighty whites