A while back we had a patron under the influence get naked in the restroom and after wiping her private areas with paper towels, she wiped said towels over the entire sink area. We had to have the room sanitized after she was persuaded to leave.

It did not!

They could never!

I had a patron try to ask me out while he was on the phone arguing with his ex-wife about emailing him the wrong paperwork 😑

I'm just north of you and the older ladies who come in for help always ask what church I go to.

That was probably a positive for them.

Mad because they're the first generation to actually compete on merit and not win on whiteness.

I've heard a lot of stories about Polish grandmas in Chicago who came for a visit and never left...

We had a guy manage to drop his meth pipe behind our desk, don't ask me how.
In the past couple of days, we have had 2 unhoused patrons come in and let us know that they were able to find work!
And I had to tell a job applicant that if she wants a quiet job, this ain't it.

The chefs are the only reason I can watch!

My mother badgered me into watching Guy's Grocery Games and now I can't quit it.

*Surprised they're saying it's that high.

I'm surprised it's that high. Mike Braun is famously against it and his Lt Gov has been talking up how the 3/5 Compromise was a good thing.

He really came out swinging for the tie break!

I'm happy with either as a winner. I love them both.

I'm so sick of her sore loser crybaby ass.

Forever ever.