Flam
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You and I by Lady Gaga is the best song ever written and I’m tired of pretending like it isn’t
March 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You and I by Lady Gaga is the best song ever written and I’m tired of pretending like it isn’t
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I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.
February 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.
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GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
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Do you think The Rizzler knows who Tony Hawk is?
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Do you think The Rizzler knows who Tony Hawk is?
Hey look, I wrote a thing! It’s about movies. Everybody love em, what a great time!
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Da Year Of Da Movie: January
In 2024 I saw a grand total of 2 films. The first was an inebriated re-watch of Nick Cage’s myopic biopic, The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent. The second was the absolute pinnacle of modern ci…
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February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hey look, I wrote a thing! It’s about movies. Everybody love em, what a great time!
flamoctapus.com/2025/02/06/d...
flamoctapus.com/2025/02/06/d...
Wrote around 2000 words today. First time I’ve done any writing outside of work since like 2021. Feels good, will have a goofy ass blog post up tomorrow hopefully, assuming I don’t hate it when I wake up.
February 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Wrote around 2000 words today. First time I’ve done any writing outside of work since like 2021. Feels good, will have a goofy ass blog post up tomorrow hopefully, assuming I don’t hate it when I wake up.
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Quick #SF6_Honda mixup guide, not even trolling, this is literally what I do with him:
St MP xx headbutt
St MP xx EX walk instant punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk late punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk no punchwalk
St MP xx EX hands
St MP xx drive rush
St MP st MP
St MP cr LP
St MP throw
St MP crab
St MP block
St MP xx headbutt
St MP xx EX walk instant punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk late punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk no punchwalk
St MP xx EX hands
St MP xx drive rush
St MP st MP
St MP cr LP
St MP throw
St MP crab
St MP block
January 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Quick #SF6_Honda mixup guide, not even trolling, this is literally what I do with him:
St MP xx headbutt
St MP xx EX walk instant punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk late punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk no punchwalk
St MP xx EX hands
St MP xx drive rush
St MP st MP
St MP cr LP
St MP throw
St MP crab
St MP block
St MP xx headbutt
St MP xx EX walk instant punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk late punchwalk
St MP xx EX walk no punchwalk
St MP xx EX hands
St MP xx drive rush
St MP st MP
St MP cr LP
St MP throw
St MP crab
St MP block
It’s da year of da Movie, just watched Punch-Drunk Love and I feel like I need to go take a shower
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s da year of da Movie, just watched Punch-Drunk Love and I feel like I need to go take a shower
Eating Corn Flakes while cranking my hog just to stick it to John Kellogg, you will not control me
January 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Eating Corn Flakes while cranking my hog just to stick it to John Kellogg, you will not control me
Went on a really nice date today, ate a ton of Mexican food and now I get to watch football all night. The vibes are immaculate
January 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Went on a really nice date today, ate a ton of Mexican food and now I get to watch football all night. The vibes are immaculate
Life is pretty good overall
December 23, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Life is pretty good overall
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I measure the success of these by how many of my top artists I’ve seen live in the year. 4/5 ain’t bad!
December 4, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I measure the success of these by how many of my top artists I’ve seen live in the year. 4/5 ain’t bad!
Many Thanksgivings ago, my Nana bought accidentally bought a sweet potato pie when she meant to get pumpkin. None of us noticed until we were cleaning up after dinner.
It’s one of those small memories that I’ll always cherish of her. I grabbed a Sweet Potato pie on purpose this year.
It’s one of those small memories that I’ll always cherish of her. I grabbed a Sweet Potato pie on purpose this year.
November 28, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Many Thanksgivings ago, my Nana bought accidentally bought a sweet potato pie when she meant to get pumpkin. None of us noticed until we were cleaning up after dinner.
It’s one of those small memories that I’ll always cherish of her. I grabbed a Sweet Potato pie on purpose this year.
It’s one of those small memories that I’ll always cherish of her. I grabbed a Sweet Potato pie on purpose this year.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING PILGRIMS
November 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING PILGRIMS
Alone in Michigan for Thanksgiving this year, which means I get to do/make whatever I want! Playing the Pokemon Pearl remake, watching football, and making an irresponsible amount of Chili.
November 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Alone in Michigan for Thanksgiving this year, which means I get to do/make whatever I want! Playing the Pokemon Pearl remake, watching football, and making an irresponsible amount of Chili.
I took a gulp of tea that was the exact perfect temperature in like 2021. Warm enough to heat up my chest as it went down, but not enough to burn my mouth.
I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since tbh.
I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since tbh.
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I took a gulp of tea that was the exact perfect temperature in like 2021. Warm enough to heat up my chest as it went down, but not enough to burn my mouth.
I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since tbh.
I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since tbh.
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We’re just being silly little geese over here HONK HONK.
November 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
We’re just being silly little geese over here HONK HONK.
Been buying entirely too many Pokemon cards this month, these are my good pulls so far:
November 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Been buying entirely too many Pokemon cards this month, these are my good pulls so far:
This is the first time I’ve missed being on Twitter since leaving. My timeline should be ENTIRELY Kendrick Lamar posting right now, this app is weak
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 PM
This is the first time I’ve missed being on Twitter since leaving. My timeline should be ENTIRELY Kendrick Lamar posting right now, this app is weak
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Better show off the shoes I got for my kids’ school play before they get eaten on Christmas or Thanksgiving.
November 16, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Better show off the shoes I got for my kids’ school play before they get eaten on Christmas or Thanksgiving.
Imagine how stoked the first guy to have Chocolate Lava Cake must’ve been
November 17, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Imagine how stoked the first guy to have Chocolate Lava Cake must’ve been
