Flaming Progressive
@flamingprogressive.bsky.social
Tree hugging, spotted owl lovin. Medicare for all, hater of all things rethuglican, and just like lebowski, the seat is up, man!
Groceries are cheaper my ass!
$13.80 for these couple of items, and non of em are even name brand!
$13.80 for these couple of items, and non of em are even name brand!
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Groceries are cheaper my ass!
$13.80 for these couple of items, and non of em are even name brand!
$13.80 for these couple of items, and non of em are even name brand!
This isn't a riddle. Why on women's button down shirts are the buttons on the left side?, on a mans shirt they're on the right side, when i do the laundry this always trips me up🤔
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This isn't a riddle. Why on women's button down shirts are the buttons on the left side?, on a mans shirt they're on the right side, when i do the laundry this always trips me up🤔
Carnac the Magnificent says
"Tariffs are going away, but high prices are here to stay"
"Tariffs are going away, but high prices are here to stay"
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Carnac the Magnificent says
"Tariffs are going away, but high prices are here to stay"
"Tariffs are going away, but high prices are here to stay"
Awkward moment alert:
Ok Scarborough,
Tell me you're not doing tRumps bidding while you're doing tRumps bidding
Ok Scarborough,
Tell me you're not doing tRumps bidding while you're doing tRumps bidding
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Awkward moment alert:
Ok Scarborough,
Tell me you're not doing tRumps bidding while you're doing tRumps bidding
Ok Scarborough,
Tell me you're not doing tRumps bidding while you're doing tRumps bidding
Predicting the future based on past history
It doesn't take Carnac to figure this out
It doesn't take Carnac to figure this out
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Predicting the future based on past history
It doesn't take Carnac to figure this out
It doesn't take Carnac to figure this out
So when do we update the backside of the twenty dollar bill?
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So when do we update the backside of the twenty dollar bill?
Waffles are just pancakes with a bad complexion like Kristi Noem
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Waffles are just pancakes with a bad complexion like Kristi Noem
When the Whitehouse reconstruction is finished, its face will look like the Maga Lardo hookers
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When the Whitehouse reconstruction is finished, its face will look like the Maga Lardo hookers
When tRumps liddle Johnson is finished eating his Grindr dates man ass, how much time does he spend picking the ass hairs out from between his teeth?
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When tRumps liddle Johnson is finished eating his Grindr dates man ass, how much time does he spend picking the ass hairs out from between his teeth?
Putin's ballsack
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Putin's ballsack
If ANY democratic politician had been accused of pedophilia, the right wing would (rightfully) force that politician to resign, no impeachment, no recall, only resignation would be accepted
October 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If ANY democratic politician had been accused of pedophilia, the right wing would (rightfully) force that politician to resign, no impeachment, no recall, only resignation would be accepted
Can someone please help me to understand how a major league playoff game can be happening in Chicago when the president says there's an actual war going on at the same time🤔
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can someone please help me to understand how a major league playoff game can be happening in Chicago when the president says there's an actual war going on at the same time🤔
Literally, loose lips sink ships, and this orange immature arrested development ADD drug addled monster has the looses lips of anyone who has ever been in power in this now shithole of a nation
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Literally, loose lips sink ships, and this orange immature arrested development ADD drug addled monster has the looses lips of anyone who has ever been in power in this now shithole of a nation
Screw Google!
First, it was the Gulf of Mexico
Now it's Secretary of Defense
Google bends the knee for the orange enemy of humanity
First, it was the Gulf of Mexico
Now it's Secretary of Defense
Google bends the knee for the orange enemy of humanity
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Screw Google!
First, it was the Gulf of Mexico
Now it's Secretary of Defense
Google bends the knee for the orange enemy of humanity
First, it was the Gulf of Mexico
Now it's Secretary of Defense
Google bends the knee for the orange enemy of humanity
The West Coast President
Mr Gavinator
Mr Gavinator
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The West Coast President
Mr Gavinator
Mr Gavinator
If the late Don Rickles was still alive and doing his brand of insult comedy today, would the current regime have him banned?
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If the late Don Rickles was still alive and doing his brand of insult comedy today, would the current regime have him banned?
The three remaining late night shows stepped up last night and punched the orange sHitler in the face.
Check them all out on YouTube (no purchase necessary) before they're all removed by the regime
Check them all out on YouTube (no purchase necessary) before they're all removed by the regime
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The three remaining late night shows stepped up last night and punched the orange sHitler in the face.
Check them all out on YouTube (no purchase necessary) before they're all removed by the regime
Check them all out on YouTube (no purchase necessary) before they're all removed by the regime
I asked Google Maps for directions to ANTIFA headquarters so I can report for duty
September 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I asked Google Maps for directions to ANTIFA headquarters so I can report for duty
ca$h in 2025
September 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ca$h in 2025
America's very near future thanks to Scotus
September 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
America's very near future thanks to Scotus
Okay, here in California, we're receiving multiple "No on redistricting" mailers. The yes on redistricting people haven't sent out anything yet!
I thought we were at war, the Yes people need to step up the messaging. Otherwise, this measure will stumble
I thought we were at war, the Yes people need to step up the messaging. Otherwise, this measure will stumble
August 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Okay, here in California, we're receiving multiple "No on redistricting" mailers. The yes on redistricting people haven't sent out anything yet!
I thought we were at war, the Yes people need to step up the messaging. Otherwise, this measure will stumble
I thought we were at war, the Yes people need to step up the messaging. Otherwise, this measure will stumble