imagining ed eating boiled peanuts with coke in the besutiful florida air conditioning bevause fuck off bugs

the equivalent of vent posting and then having an internet stranger ask “you good?” replying “yeah I’m fine🥰🌈” and then posting “🤪🤪🤪” 5 minutes later. rip to richard armitage you would’ve loved having maybe a couple hundred followers

salt, fat, acid, mold you’ve got it all there in one delicious bite

FOR WHICH YOURE SO RIGHT ONCE AGAIN like Tuesday is what people think mondays are

I STARTED SCREAMING babe I wish I was kidding. they wrote richard crispin on his birth certificate and called it a day

to be so fair though if I had a history of being bullied, an eating disorder, and deep wells plural☝️ of repression I would also have a hypnotism kink. you will not ask me how I know🌀

😂😂😂always happy to be of service thank you🥰let’s all look like lunatics together

😂😂😂 I would’ve been so pumped if anyone besides me had made this post I appreciate you lookin out😂💜

FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAA🥳🥳🥳🕺🕺🕺

NEVER EVERRRRR!!! YOU DID THAT SHIT!!!!!!!

you have so many brilliant things to say literally. also one of them getting nip piercings and then calling it 67ing (pronounced six sevening) thank you

YOUR POWER

this post brought to you by the fact I shot my voice execution style before 6:30am when I have a full day of so much speech therapy to do💀🪦🥀

FUCK YEAH YOU DID‼️🥳💜