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flamingocandy.bsky.social
@flamingocandy.bsky.social
crone. scientist. my glass needs a refill.
This femme fatale just stole your husband, set your car on fire, and walked off swinging your best bottle of whiskey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Amazing. You came out of the fog with, effectively, a cauldron of cake then disappeared back into the fog. You are absolutely somebody's legend.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
He does still look like a railroad tycoon but also a little like he's rethinking his life choices.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I'm seeing a top hat, a cigar, a pronounced fur collar, and maybe a cane.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Might help me reduce my screentime. Or help me use other browsers.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We were not told! It just showed up one day, in the top right of every office app and occasionally a paperclipesque HEY CAN I HELP YOU and I get a little flare of irritation every time I see it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And a low barrier to entry! Flour, fat of choice, milk of choice, a little effort, heat, and time. With so many variations. I wouldn't turn away a premade tube biscuit or toppings and spreads.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I had a different answer but I have been persuaded to join team biscuit.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
(all creatures involved in this encounter, eight and two legged, survived)
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I am the household spider wrangler. I gently move them from places they will encounter water deluges and people inclined to smoosh them. Can we not DROP ONTO MY FACE?!
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM