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Amazing that 12% of our population is Australian.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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And that turns into the two big issues we have now where on one hand people are all writing with the same “voice” because they all came from the same training ground and on the other they have a lack of personal life experience to draw from so they just write about other movies they like instead
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it's MTN DEW."
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The E in Dew stands for Estrogen
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The cinders believe their power was stolen by one they call the Extinguisher. In truth it was a Horseshoe Crab, their story lost to the ages.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Idk like, I'm a Christian, but I musta missed the part of the Bible where the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt cover for and appease pedophiles" came in. But it must pretty important to override the other ten!
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Writing Link as nonverbal would be *such* a power move. Bonus points if Zelda doesn't understand one of his gestures on the first pass and drops the "Excuse me?" herself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We need a videogame adaptation of this, and then have a fanfic about somebody's OC x a canon character from the game, which gets adapted into a fan soundtrack on Youtube, which then gets turned into a film, possibly with a detour as a webcomic along the way
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If it didn't self exile, it would be the best white wrath printed since... Yeesh, I guess Farewell. Even then, I love this way more. So much cool stuff to do with it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Unless you're in "herds of wild hog" territory, you don't need a weapon with those capabilities. Guns are tools, and I would regard a hammer with a "beat your wife" setting about as well as an assault style rifle.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
But why do you need a weapon that is capable of burst fire? Like, speaking as somebody who has lived out in the country and in a pretty rough neighborhood in the city, I've never needed anything besides a long gun, and that's handled bears, packs of coyotes, rabid animals, etc.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You needed to have a thumbnail like "WIZARDS HATES THIS (people enjoying playing paper magic)" or "PLEASANT KENOBI GOES ON AN UNHINGED RANT (about people targeting him with justified removal)" or "UNIVERSES BEYOND IS RUINING MAGIC (because now people can hurt Appa)"
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Depends on the boogeyman of choice- Assault rifle style guns are overwhelmingly chosen by spree shooters, whereas handguns are used in interpersonal crime. There is a case to be made "nobody needs assault rifles" but isn't exclusive with "permits/penalties for handguns should be more rigorous"
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There was a UGB storm deck I built that plays out a cost reducer or two and a card draw effect on Sorcery with Archelos untapped, then uses Rampant Growth effects as mana rituals to shotgun your entire deck onto the battlefield. It's not *good*, but if you wanna kill somebody with a 40/40 beater....
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Do we count Ryan Reynolds?
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Personally, I'm all-in for Hamster Whale being a bonus feature/April Fools episode.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Dershowitz believes that not being sold pierogies on Martha's Vineyard is a fate worse than prison.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He wished on a monkey's paw to do things only Reagan could, and pulled Nancy.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
(Not saying backing down was the exact right move, but avoiding starving people at Trump's behest could be spun to show their compassion and care for the little guy if Dems weren't ass at messaging)
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Let's see what they do in January, that's my real measure. If they're smart, they'll work out a bipartisan deal that protects SNAP before then, and then settle in for a serious go. I'm only giving them grace because between SNAP issues and nuking the fillibuster, we were in a pretty bad spot.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM