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flamemorph.bsky.social
Flamemorph
@flamemorph.bsky.social
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she/her, mediocre youtuber, cool and awesome, dumbass

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flamemorph.bsky.social
for those who don't see him
the same image as before, with a drawing of wario overlaid at 17% opacity. the joke here is that the shadow in the photograph resembles the silhouette of a profile view of wario's head, whereas the drawing offers a different perspective. the drawing has turned wario on his side and warped his proportions in order to fit the shadow as much as possible, but the result is humorous due to the absurd amount of distortion necessary to pull this off. wario is also wearing a cape which is not typically a part of his character design, and was only added to better fill out the form from the original post. the colors on the cape itself are inexplicably arranged to resemble the flag of costa rica, despite there being little to no connections between the country and wario.
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
okay but how'd it taste
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
so, yeah
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
flamemorph.bsky.social
there are people who will simply follow everyone they come across
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
flamemorph.bsky.social
this is a reference to a mario sprite animation on youtube.com Help timeflow.tumblr.com find what this is a reference to
timeflow's custom character from dan the man doing the confused clip art face and there's an entirely possible maze leading to an incomplete YouTube video link
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
flamemorph.bsky.social
dismemberment 3/3
alt text was a pain in the ass for this one
a final image showing the aftermath of the request, where the two characters appear to be playing a civilized game of go fish. ment, now with an inexplicably larger helmet crest, asks: "got any fives?" the poltroon scumbag, with a confident look, replies "go fish," which prompts our dear ment the dismemberer to deafeningly declare "FUCK " - it is dubious whether the dastard's deck does lack the desired card. the dick of the almost certainly cheating dirtbag is once again pointed out with the exact same arrow and text reading "penis (allegedly)"
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
dismemberment 2/3
the worthless piece of garbage from the first panel pleads "wait!" the fearful weakling begins to ask, "instead of dismemberment..." the yellowbelly, pelvis raised, continues the plea: "why don't you suck dis member, ment!" the member in question is implied to be the milksop's penis. a red arrow and text point towards the supposed location of the phallus, saying "penis (allegedly)" another closeup of ment with an unreadable expression.
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
peanut brother bluesky port
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
dramatic pause in which the most attractive person ever stares blankly ahead the dramatic pause in the previous image is held the jar of peanut butter loudly proclaims "i am THE PEANUT BROTHER" the most attractive person ever looks at the jar of peanut butter with an expression of rage, as it has loudly misidentified itself as "the peanut Brother" and not "the peanut Butter"
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
bloodstain story isn't relevant

point is my wall sucks so the corkboard is on a stand
it's at a good level where i can swivel back and forth between it and my desk
September 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
removing the paint marks from my wall was hell because the wall disintegrates when you scrub it

had a really awful experience when i swatted a mosquito against the wall in bed
it left a noticeable bloodstain
when i tried to clean it off i got wall powder all over my bed and it sucked ass
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
flamemorph.bsky.social
skeet...
September 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM