Flak Jacket
@flak-jacket.bsky.social
drive real fast and eat up you
drifted the poor MiguMobile™️ into a curb at a pretty decent clip and fuckin exploded an a-arm and the front bumper mount
the punchline is this was less than 5 minutes of total drive time after i finished building it 😔 the electronics aren't even taped down yet
i have ruined Migu's Christmas 🥺
the punchline is this was less than 5 minutes of total drive time after i finished building it 😔 the electronics aren't even taped down yet
i have ruined Migu's Christmas 🥺
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
drifted the poor MiguMobile™️ into a curb at a pretty decent clip and fuckin exploded an a-arm and the front bumper mount
the punchline is this was less than 5 minutes of total drive time after i finished building it 😔 the electronics aren't even taped down yet
i have ruined Migu's Christmas 🥺
the punchline is this was less than 5 minutes of total drive time after i finished building it 😔 the electronics aren't even taped down yet
i have ruined Migu's Christmas 🥺
pretending not to care about Galactic Racer™ so nobody finds out i'm corporation-owned slop-enjoying consoomer cattle that instantly soyfaces the second I see a Star War or anything with even the barest resemblance to Wipeout
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
pretending not to care about Galactic Racer™ so nobody finds out i'm corporation-owned slop-enjoying consoomer cattle that instantly soyfaces the second I see a Star War or anything with even the barest resemblance to Wipeout
i had to cut out the passenger figure from the interior to get the body to fit properly now that everything's been rearranged and it's fucking me up in a weird way
the driver and passenger were probably friends 😔
and now the passenger's in the parts bin. they will never be in the same car again 🥺
the driver and passenger were probably friends 😔
and now the passenger's in the parts bin. they will never be in the same car again 🥺
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
i had to cut out the passenger figure from the interior to get the body to fit properly now that everything's been rearranged and it's fucking me up in a weird way
the driver and passenger were probably friends 😔
and now the passenger's in the parts bin. they will never be in the same car again 🥺
the driver and passenger were probably friends 😔
and now the passenger's in the parts bin. they will never be in the same car again 🥺
yeah i know the horde mode returns at least once a chapter. that's NOT the point. it won't have all three of my wives next time and will likely have an inferior theme 😤👎
alcoholism rates will skyrocket
alcoholism rates will skyrocket
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
yeah i know the horde mode returns at least once a chapter. that's NOT the point. it won't have all three of my wives next time and will likely have an inferior theme 😤👎
alcoholism rates will skyrocket
alcoholism rates will skyrocket
every single match i've played since the warbond dropped (pun) has had at least 2 ODSTs in it + 1 (myself, of course)
the children (30 year old men) yearn for a sequel 😭
the children (30 year old men) yearn for a sequel 😭
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
every single match i've played since the warbond dropped (pun) has had at least 2 ODSTs in it + 1 (myself, of course)
the children (30 year old men) yearn for a sequel 😭
the children (30 year old men) yearn for a sequel 😭