Please, please STFU Smoltz.

Yes you can. 😂😂

I was looking at Necas and thinking man, he looks weird! Then I read the alt text. 😂😂

I want to like this at least 1000x.

Do you think the musical chairs D pairings are starting to be a bit detrimental? The D hasn't looked tertibly cohesive. Just spitballing.

He's still so solid.

He's absolutely gonna be great. No need to have him be frustrated right now.

It couldn't hurt.

We had a lanai in the house I grew up in. And when my parents enclosed it, it magically became a Florida room. 🤷‍♀️

So he can just stay there for years and nobody can kick him out.

I have no skin in it either but I find myself pulling hard for the Jays to win it all so there will be no White House visit, assuming there's anything left of the WH by then.

Teen spirit? Seriously, though, I wish I could smell Tim's coffee. I make it at home but it's not the same. Having Tim's in close proximity is the thing I miss most from my stint living in Michigan. Go Jays.

Hoping it's not Gretzky. I'd also wish for no Biz but he's omnipresent.

Thank you. Unfortunately, I had one of my dogs outside when the fireworks started, which terrified her and the deer that stay in my neighborhood so 6 or 7 of them went sprinting through my yard. They're the big, South Carolina fireworks and they've been going off for 90 minutes. My poor pups.

It's so good! It would have been better only if there were some kind of empty bottle of alcohol in close proximity.

This is one of the best (oddest) things I've ever seen. Maybe the Louvre will take it as a replacement for the stolen jewels.

Complete with citations to nonexistent cases.