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life is full of doors, and girl, i'm distracted by the jangling of keys
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the 2025 skincare trend that's making waves: how to get that sandblasted texture on your face (the answer may be abrasive)
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the 2025 skincare trend that's making waves: how to get that sandblasted texture on your face (the answer may be abrasive)
i messed up by moving to a leprechaun neighborhood. if i try to shop at any of the grocers around here i have to buy the family size of everything just to get 1 serving. ostrichsized in a world of doves
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i messed up by moving to a leprechaun neighborhood. if i try to shop at any of the grocers around here i have to buy the family size of everything just to get 1 serving. ostrichsized in a world of doves
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edge day ? more like hedge day ! let's see some love for the landscapers . they need it #lonelinessepidemic
October 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
edge day ? more like hedge day ! let's see some love for the landscapers . they need it #lonelinessepidemic
i think we should all appreciate @morkmorkmorkmork.bsky.social knowing that one day he'll pass away. let's take a moment to honor him
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i think we should all appreciate @morkmorkmorkmork.bsky.social knowing that one day he'll pass away. let's take a moment to honor him
whenever i'm on a flight i like to intermittently turn off airplane mode for a few seconds just to see if it stirs a little chaos. never does though.. nothing ever really does. so sick of this boring shit ass life 😮💨
August 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
whenever i'm on a flight i like to intermittently turn off airplane mode for a few seconds just to see if it stirs a little chaos. never does though.. nothing ever really does. so sick of this boring shit ass life 😮💨
does anyone care about dave grohl's illegitimate child anymore
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
does anyone care about dave grohl's illegitimate child anymore
i know my Keep Notes app love to see another poem coming
June 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i know my Keep Notes app love to see another poem coming
genuinely something wrong with me
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
genuinely something wrong with me
i keep getting removed from every beach i go to after pulling out my pail that shapes the sand into the twin towers. we've not forgotten that, but free expression is distant memory.
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i keep getting removed from every beach i go to after pulling out my pail that shapes the sand into the twin towers. we've not forgotten that, but free expression is distant memory.
i think we have to go back in time and give them cans of spray paint. imagine what they could do that we can't even think of now.
May 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i think we have to go back in time and give them cans of spray paint. imagine what they could do that we can't even think of now.
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#ThePortsAreOutOfShips Went to the Port of Seattle today. Nothing but cobwebs and Tumbleweeds. Dont walk, RUN to your nearest port and PLEASE start Docking and Unloading.
April 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
#ThePortsAreOutOfShips Went to the Port of Seattle today. Nothing but cobwebs and Tumbleweeds. Dont walk, RUN to your nearest port and PLEASE start Docking and Unloading.
weird how people's names don't really line up with what they do these days. you won't see a Carter transporting goods. or a Harper playing the harp.
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
April 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
weird how people's names don't really line up with what they do these days. you won't see a Carter transporting goods. or a Harper playing the harp.
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
that feeling of old fashioned royalty when they put extra sludge on your burger. like ok wow it's a feast for me tonight! but it's missing intense homoerotic tension with my court jester. and all of a sudden i'm pulled back into reality. and it all feels smaller than it was before
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
that feeling of old fashioned royalty when they put extra sludge on your burger. like ok wow it's a feast for me tonight! but it's missing intense homoerotic tension with my court jester. and all of a sudden i'm pulled back into reality. and it all feels smaller than it was before
WE'RE LANDING WHERE? THE COLD ONE?
first day of my new job on the starship. automatic door in the janitorial closet caught my arm and i'm still stuck there. i've been on the waiting list to get off world for five fucking years. just my luck i guess. (for the record, i'm typing this with the hand that's not stuck)
April 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
WE'RE LANDING WHERE? THE COLD ONE?
And then it dawned on me...
April 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
And then it dawned on me...
mining helmet that has a gobo on the light so that it projects the shape of a pelican, but i have ornithophobia so i'm constantly in fight or flight but this is good because my senses are heightened with a steady flow of adrenaline follow for more tips
April 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mining helmet that has a gobo on the light so that it projects the shape of a pelican, but i have ornithophobia so i'm constantly in fight or flight but this is good because my senses are heightened with a steady flow of adrenaline follow for more tips
I SAW WHAT COMES AFTER THIS LIFE AND IT MAKES ME AFRAID
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I SAW WHAT COMES AFTER THIS LIFE AND IT MAKES ME AFRAID
throw pillow? yeah, that's the plan
April 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
throw pillow? yeah, that's the plan
i'm at the factory where they make peeps and they're all transgender. every single one
April 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i'm at the factory where they make peeps and they're all transgender. every single one
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And then it dawned on me...
April 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
And then it dawned on me...
every day there's a new machine
April 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
every day there's a new machine
just. my. luck. beer app on my phone actually managed to spill over off the screen. rather miffed
April 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
just. my. luck. beer app on my phone actually managed to spill over off the screen. rather miffed
oomf in law is burning whale oil because she has no heat 😭😭 girl the tariffs on gristol are 45% 🥀
April 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
oomf in law is burning whale oil because she has no heat 😭😭 girl the tariffs on gristol are 45% 🥀