being a white Sox fan sucks so fucking much I feel like an untouchable in India I had no choice man
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
being a white Sox fan sucks so fucking much I feel like an untouchable in India I had no choice man
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the stolen glances, the short lip bites, the way we’re always touching. Me and my Dominican barber have chemistry that I’ve been chasing in a woman my whole life
September 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the stolen glances, the short lip bites, the way we’re always touching. Me and my Dominican barber have chemistry that I’ve been chasing in a woman my whole life
If I don’t sip the wine right it traumatic, it’s very kurkian
September 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If I don’t sip the wine right it traumatic, it’s very kurkian
algorithm putting the most beautiful people
I ever seen in front of me my stomach hurts so bad
I ever seen in front of me my stomach hurts so bad
September 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
algorithm putting the most beautiful people
I ever seen in front of me my stomach hurts so bad
I ever seen in front of me my stomach hurts so bad
the homie 23 and he gonna lose his legs cause of drinking and bad posture im looking up at god like twin u know that not gone stop me
September 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the homie 23 and he gonna lose his legs cause of drinking and bad posture im looking up at god like twin u know that not gone stop me
look at my gun. wish I was born a woman. pop smoke comes on. look at my gun. jerk off. wish I was born a woman. spit on my smashing pumpkins vinyl. make the pusha t EUGHK sound. jd vance will be atomized September 4th 2026 at 10:52am.
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
look at my gun. wish I was born a woman. pop smoke comes on. look at my gun. jerk off. wish I was born a woman. spit on my smashing pumpkins vinyl. make the pusha t EUGHK sound. jd vance will be atomized September 4th 2026 at 10:52am.
2 hours late to work. My boss just called me into their office. There’s discharge stains all over my shirt. Made love to a Korean college kid this morning. She kisses my bald spot. My wife just texted me not to come back home. Found the klonopin I hide in my daughter’s labubu. I’m Denzel in Flight.
August 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
2 hours late to work. My boss just called me into their office. There’s discharge stains all over my shirt. Made love to a Korean college kid this morning. She kisses my bald spot. My wife just texted me not to come back home. Found the klonopin I hide in my daughter’s labubu. I’m Denzel in Flight.
The White House just introduced a really interesting executive order that will kill everyone who makes less than 20,000 a year. Here’s a quick overview 🧵
July 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The White House just introduced a really interesting executive order that will kill everyone who makes less than 20,000 a year. Here’s a quick overview 🧵
yea I would say I’m pretty politically savvy. I can prove this because I say every democrat who does speeches has the Obama cadence. u didn’t notice? 😂 must be nice. I voted for king leopald the 2nd btw
July 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
yea I would say I’m pretty politically savvy. I can prove this because I say every democrat who does speeches has the Obama cadence. u didn’t notice? 😂 must be nice. I voted for king leopald the 2nd btw
would u rather want land or sum pussy? God promised me sum pussy and I ain’t get it. Im not trippin bout it at all. gal gadot need to relax
July 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
would u rather want land or sum pussy? God promised me sum pussy and I ain’t get it. Im not trippin bout it at all. gal gadot need to relax
i dont find that one girl who acts weird attractive. im not gay. stop calling me gay. i dont like the socks and the gray top. dude stop calling me gay dude. she just weird. call me gay one more time see what happens man
June 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i dont find that one girl who acts weird attractive. im not gay. stop calling me gay. i dont like the socks and the gray top. dude stop calling me gay dude. she just weird. call me gay one more time see what happens man
look at this MINORITY! Everyone look at this MINORITY! He made an app that furthers consumerism in everyday life. Protect this MINORITY!!!
June 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
look at this MINORITY! Everyone look at this MINORITY! He made an app that furthers consumerism in everyday life. Protect this MINORITY!!!
2 hours late to work. My boss just called me into their office. There’s discharge stains all over my shirt. Made love to a Korean college kid this morning. She kisses my bald spot. My wife just texted me not to come back home. Found the klonopin I hide in my son’s grogu doll. I’m Denzel in Flight.
May 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
2 hours late to work. My boss just called me into their office. There’s discharge stains all over my shirt. Made love to a Korean college kid this morning. She kisses my bald spot. My wife just texted me not to come back home. Found the klonopin I hide in my son’s grogu doll. I’m Denzel in Flight.
This woman who posts mysterious thirst traps is lowkey fascist my dick confused
May 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This woman who posts mysterious thirst traps is lowkey fascist my dick confused
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sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items
May 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items
I’ve lost so much money gambling on the weather it starting to feel good going red
May 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’ve lost so much money gambling on the weather it starting to feel good going red
I saw a girl so bad I wanted to kill myself #andweback
May 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I saw a girl so bad I wanted to kill myself #andweback
I think me and the gorilla would get along on some chill shit
April 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I think me and the gorilla would get along on some chill shit
been a self hating catholic my whole life. Took today off cause the pope died. Just felt right. I wake up to the news Oblivion remastered dropped. Come back to God yall he got us fr 😭😭😭 #oblivionremastered
April 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
been a self hating catholic my whole life. Took today off cause the pope died. Just felt right. I wake up to the news Oblivion remastered dropped. Come back to God yall he got us fr 😭😭😭 #oblivionremastered
Why I start liking a girl seriously and lose all want to zerk off #wutsallthisthen
March 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why I start liking a girl seriously and lose all want to zerk off #wutsallthisthen
getting my dick sucked in a gay bar in Athens. The lighting on this girls forehead makes it look green. I told her I had a line and she took me here. Looking at the mirror I’m disgusted. But I feel like God. I can barely afford the pbr in my hand. This is what life is about.
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
getting my dick sucked in a gay bar in Athens. The lighting on this girls forehead makes it look green. I told her I had a line and she took me here. Looking at the mirror I’m disgusted. But I feel like God. I can barely afford the pbr in my hand. This is what life is about.
i think hamas would dig my vibe, we would chop it up some some real shit and really get to know each other.
February 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i think hamas would dig my vibe, we would chop it up some some real shit and really get to know each other.
