Fuckin… lo mein and broccoli and carrots and green onions, and garlic and black garlic, and sweet Thai chili sauce, and hoisin and mirin and msg and black pepper and chickpeas… all u need for a good dinner

Holy FUCK. It’s National Hug Your Cat Day, and I’ve only hugged the lil’ Flabbers the normal amount!

Fuckin munchin
Plantain chip at the function

Currently informing a coworker and his wife of the Tim Tam Slam. Truly, I’m a hero and a national treasure.

Current favorite Monster Train 2 moment so far: Nightmare Miser Misery Squad featuring functionally infinite money generation.

HEARTWARMING 🥰🥰 local mycology nut, leper, and notably unlucky gamer Flabberghaster is set to unlock the mushroom themed clan LAST in Monster Train 2! More at 8

Fuckin allergies kicked up again, the vile elves within the cottonwood are releasing their opening salvo.
Didn’t think I could look any worse vaping in public until I blew smoke out a single nostril
An aging man and his grandson both laughed at me
They are in league with the elves

Just got a call from the boss. Yeah man he says your shifts at the cauldron have been weak. Yeah, like 4-5 potions an hour. Heard you made a poison the other day. Yeah man, Well I gotta vaporize you now, boss’s orders. Fuckin Monday’s right?

Dude, you gotta hit my Stealthboof 50k with Invisi-cloud juice. It’s twiZted Blu-banna-berry menthol. It comes with a USB-E charging cable, so you can hit it in DockMode in your 2014 Kia soul! When I hit it in the NICU it’s like I can hear my mom singing again, and it’s been so long.

Leftover Pote n’ Prote ( home fries with sautéed onions, jalapeño, and ham) topped with a comparatively delicate Lime Crema Omlette with Black Pepper and Cilantro.
Fuck the presentation on this one, it was just good eats.