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Fuckin… lo mein and broccoli and carrots and green onions, and garlic and black garlic, and sweet Thai chili sauce, and hoisin and mirin and msg and black pepper and chickpeas… all u need for a good dinner
June 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Holy FUCK. It’s National Hug Your Cat Day, and I’ve only hugged the lil’ Flabbers the normal amount!
Today is National Hug Your Cat Day.
June 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fuckin munchin
Plantain chip at the function
June 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Currently informing a coworker and his wife of the Tim Tam Slam. Truly, I’m a hero and a national treasure.
May 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Current favorite Monster Train 2 moment so far: Nightmare Miser Misery Squad featuring functionally infinite money generation.
May 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
HEARTWARMING 🥰🥰 local mycology nut, leper, and notably unlucky gamer Flabberghaster is set to unlock the mushroom themed clan LAST in Monster Train 2! More at 8
May 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Fuckin allergies kicked up again, the vile elves within the cottonwood are releasing their opening salvo.
Didn’t think I could look any worse vaping in public until I blew smoke out a single nostril
An aging man and his grandson both laughed at me
They are in league with the elves
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just got a call from the boss. Yeah man he says your shifts at the cauldron have been weak. Yeah, like 4-5 potions an hour. Heard you made a poison the other day. Yeah man, Well I gotta vaporize you now, boss’s orders. Fuckin Monday’s right?
May 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Dude, you gotta hit my Stealthboof 50k with Invisi-cloud juice. It’s twiZted Blu-banna-berry menthol. It comes with a USB-E charging cable, so you can hit it in DockMode in your 2014 Kia soul! When I hit it in the NICU it’s like I can hear my mom singing again, and it’s been so long.
May 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Leftover Pote n’ Prote ( home fries with sautéed onions, jalapeño, and ham) topped with a comparatively delicate Lime Crema Omlette with Black Pepper and Cilantro.
Fuck the presentation on this one, it was just good eats.
May 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM