(Santa) FLAWS
@flaauws.bsky.social
Forty-something. Languid. Autistic. Working. Socialist. Any/he/they.
Profile photo: 46-year old white man with black rimmed glasses staring at a huge crisp in a santa hat
Banner pic: night scene in Batuu with the Millennium Falcon, buildings and spires
Profile photo: 46-year old white man with black rimmed glasses staring at a huge crisp in a santa hat
Banner pic: night scene in Batuu with the Millennium Falcon, buildings and spires
First of the season. 🌲
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
First of the season. 🌲
We've watched it every year for about 20 years. Last year we said we wouldn't this year but your post changed my mind.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We've watched it every year for about 20 years. Last year we said we wouldn't this year but your post changed my mind.
Not now Chernobyl fungus.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Not now Chernobyl fungus.
I don't put this on very often, mostly because going to Manchester indie nights in my 20s made sure I'd heard much of it more than enough times.
But thought I'd give Mani's basslines another listen this weekend. He played bass like Ringo played drums: always exactly the right thing for the song.
But thought I'd give Mani's basslines another listen this weekend. He played bass like Ringo played drums: always exactly the right thing for the song.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don't put this on very often, mostly because going to Manchester indie nights in my 20s made sure I'd heard much of it more than enough times.
But thought I'd give Mani's basslines another listen this weekend. He played bass like Ringo played drums: always exactly the right thing for the song.
But thought I'd give Mani's basslines another listen this weekend. He played bass like Ringo played drums: always exactly the right thing for the song.
Name an album that your followers might not know about and absolutely should check out.
I'll start: Nice and Nicely Done by The Spinto Band.
I'll start: Nice and Nicely Done by The Spinto Band.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Name an album that your followers might not know about and absolutely should check out.
I'll start: Nice and Nicely Done by The Spinto Band.
I'll start: Nice and Nicely Done by The Spinto Band.
The 48th President of the United States
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The 48th President of the United States
This one was caught licking leftover tomato soup from the bowl.
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This one was caught licking leftover tomato soup from the bowl.
Has anyone done this one yet?
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Has anyone done this one yet?
Your tuxedo cat has the same off-centre moustache stripe as ours...
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Your tuxedo cat has the same off-centre moustache stripe as ours...
Post you from a different era
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Post you from a different era
Unsolicited Frik pic
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Unsolicited Frik pic
Normally I do the dusting, sweeping and vacuuming but for some reason my wife did the dusting this morning, or so she says...
October 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Normally I do the dusting, sweeping and vacuuming but for some reason my wife did the dusting this morning, or so she says...
Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo
September 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo
If we're out in the garden and sitting near the tree, the twonk tries to pretend she's a real cat but when she gets up the tree, she doesn't have a clue what to do.
August 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If we're out in the garden and sitting near the tree, the twonk tries to pretend she's a real cat but when she gets up the tree, she doesn't have a clue what to do.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
(Not that I had any idea: no internet; no clue that radio got good if you listened at night; no good music influencers around me)
(Not that I had any idea: no internet; no clue that radio got good if you listened at night; no good music influencers around me)
August 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
(Not that I had any idea: no internet; no clue that radio got good if you listened at night; no good music influencers around me)
(Not that I had any idea: no internet; no clue that radio got good if you listened at night; no good music influencers around me)
What the hell kind of sleeping position is this?! 🙃
July 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What the hell kind of sleeping position is this?! 🙃
Morrisons has gone woke
July 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Morrisons has gone woke
This has been brutal. For a working-class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time but I won't be the last.
July 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This has been brutal. For a working-class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time but I won't be the last.
Kind of feel like your kid looks a bit like mine did at a similar age (he's 10 now).
July 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Kind of feel like your kid looks a bit like mine did at a similar age (he's 10 now).
We've been to Deer Shed festival with the kid three years in a row. Got tickets for this year - it's in three weeks time but waiting to hear if a family funeral is going to clash...
July 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
We've been to Deer Shed festival with the kid three years in a row. Got tickets for this year - it's in three weeks time but waiting to hear if a family funeral is going to clash...
In contrast: 2010. There are some of tents covered in dust but not in my Google photos for some reason.
June 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
In contrast: 2010. There are some of tents covered in dust but not in my Google photos for some reason.