Gaston G3 Trees
@fl-palm-dude61.bsky.social
Liberal dad and dog parent, tree and palm supply business, Orlando City Lions soccer and 2025 Basketball National champions UF Gators fan 🐊, semi-serious bike rider 🚴♂️ (2,000 miles 2024), jet skier, music lover, traveler, artist and much more
I live in the town where Randy ‘Judenrat’ Fine was our totally useless state rep. At least now he’s embarrassing the idiots that voted for him up in the Daytona area, we’re glad he’s moved north!!!
February 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I live in the town where Randy ‘Judenrat’ Fine was our totally useless state rep. At least now he’s embarrassing the idiots that voted for him up in the Daytona area, we’re glad he’s moved north!!!
Maybe Rand needs some coke and quit believing stupid stories
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Maybe Rand needs some coke and quit believing stupid stories
Thank you for keeping up this legal battle against tyranny, there is nothing more critical than saving democracy right now!
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Thank you for keeping up this legal battle against tyranny, there is nothing more critical than saving democracy right now!
At least the German nazis were fit, these ‘Merican nazis are lard asses!
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
At least the German nazis were fit, these ‘Merican nazis are lard asses!
Remember when Austin Powers was trying to pull the Queen’s hair off? “She’s a man baby!” I’ve seen way prettier drag queens, check for an Adam’s Apple 😂
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Remember when Austin Powers was trying to pull the Queen’s hair off? “She’s a man baby!” I’ve seen way prettier drag queens, check for an Adam’s Apple 😂
I did both Shingrix along with about 25 vaccines over 2+ years after having a Stem Cell Transplant that wiped out my immune system. It was no big deal, 5+ years now cancer free. And no keys magnetically stick to my forehead. 😂
September 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I did both Shingrix along with about 25 vaccines over 2+ years after having a Stem Cell Transplant that wiped out my immune system. It was no big deal, 5+ years now cancer free. And no keys magnetically stick to my forehead. 😂
Did we finally discover a subject the orange mistake is truly an expert in? No, not wind energy…con jobs.
July 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Did we finally discover a subject the orange mistake is truly an expert in? No, not wind energy…con jobs.
Finally, we’ve found a subject the orange clown is actually an expert in. No, not windmills…con jobs!
July 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Finally, we’ve found a subject the orange clown is actually an expert in. No, not windmills…con jobs!
My wise grandmother had a saying still very relevant today:
Birds of a feather flock together
Birds of a feather flock together
July 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My wise grandmother had a saying still very relevant today:
Birds of a feather flock together
Birds of a feather flock together
That guy on the left with his mouth hanging open looks like he could really do some serious legislation.
July 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
That guy on the left with his mouth hanging open looks like he could really do some serious legislation.
Anybody think food prices are about to come down? Remember in Economics class 101…demand stays the same, supply goes down, prices crank up
July 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Anybody think food prices are about to come down? Remember in Economics class 101…demand stays the same, supply goes down, prices crank up
I should have clarified she’s the dumbest female Senator, with Tommy proudly winning the male category.
July 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I should have clarified she’s the dumbest female Senator, with Tommy proudly winning the male category.
I agree with that! Unlike Marsha, Tommy can form a complete sentence, but it’s meaningless nonsense.
July 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I agree with that! Unlike Marsha, Tommy can form a complete sentence, but it’s meaningless nonsense.
Two brain cell Tommy is right there with her, but Mike Lee, Ted Cruz and our very own Floridian human foreskin Prick Scott round out my top 5
July 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Two brain cell Tommy is right there with her, but Mike Lee, Ted Cruz and our very own Floridian human foreskin Prick Scott round out my top 5
Yes they vary from double digit IQ to unable to form a coherent sentence without a teleprompter, and barely then.
July 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Yes they vary from double digit IQ to unable to form a coherent sentence without a teleprompter, and barely then.
There’s a LOT of stiff competition, but Blackburn may be the dumbest US Senator in history.
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There’s a LOT of stiff competition, but Blackburn may be the dumbest US Senator in history.
Remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry meets the good looking woman at Brian Cranston’s party, but then when he sees her in bad lighting then she’s super scary? Pam Bondi is now the scary in the dark woman!
July 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry meets the good looking woman at Brian Cranston’s party, but then when he sees her in bad lighting then she’s super scary? Pam Bondi is now the scary in the dark woman!
Is it just me or has Pam Blondie aged like 10 years since this January? She’s always been a corrupt, lying bitch, but at least she looked good. Now she’s like that Seinfeld episode with the dark version of herself. I guess all that hate is not good for you…
July 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is it just me or has Pam Blondie aged like 10 years since this January? She’s always been a corrupt, lying bitch, but at least she looked good. Now she’s like that Seinfeld episode with the dark version of herself. I guess all that hate is not good for you…
I’m sure the parents of missing children are totally understanding that it’s worth the wait to have ICE Barbie come swooping in dangling from a helicopter in full cosplay rescue outfit to save the day!
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’m sure the parents of missing children are totally understanding that it’s worth the wait to have ICE Barbie come swooping in dangling from a helicopter in full cosplay rescue outfit to save the day!
The most shocking part of this story is that she got pregnant. Was it like a turkey baster?
June 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The most shocking part of this story is that she got pregnant. Was it like a turkey baster?