Trump should have called it the “One Big Ass Massive Act”.

So when everything comes to fruition and people are pissed off he and the Republicans can say it’s “OBAMA’s fault”

So we are going to go to war with Iran because nobody went to Trump's birthday parade, and the army didn't look fierce enough as they marched?

This looks like “I Think You Should Leave” the Movie and I’m all for it.

The Chiefs can still be winners and Patrick Mahomes can still be the MVP if only JD Vance does the right thing!

There hasn’t been a massacre like this in New Orleans since….

1985 when the Bears beat the Patriots 46-10

I think Fox has officially shown Taylor Swift more than Trump at the game.

I just want to see the stands pointing to Trump when “Not Like Us” plays.

Why is Gozer announcing the Super Bowl?

When Ron Riviera gets canned how many articles will say “Riverboat Ron meets Steamboat Willie in the Public Domain”?

Bears are playing a pretty well which means put all your money on the Vikings in the 4th Q

Today is a momentous day folks after nearly 15 years of working at progressive as a representative Flo has finally achieved a livable wage!

Robert De Niro just liked a tweet I made in 2020 that said Midnight Run was my favorite movie of his. I want to believe that De Niro is just bored scrolling mentions endlessly on Twitter on a random Monday night and this was not some bot liking anything that said his name.

@davidwain.bsky.social @michaelianblack.bsky.social @thomaslennon.bsky.social

To this day episodes of “The State” live rent free in my mind. the show and everyone involved have had the biggest influence in my absurd sense of humor.

Watching old “Unsolved Mysteries” is a blast.

*Peak Satanic Panic about DND ✅
*Pot “induced” sleep so deep a train can hit you✅
*Missing Treasures✅
*UFO’s✅