fizzicyst.bsky.social
@fizzicyst.bsky.social
Machinist turned Mathematician, now studying to be a doctor (MD, not PhD).
Cat dad and fan of the arts.
Have you met/talked with MAGAts?

They won't be joining MENSA any time soon.

Floyd Mayweather is more likely to finish a book before they do.
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 AM
It's unfortunate that Jordan Peterson doesn't either get help or end it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Quite an apt depiction.

Bezos de Bozos.
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
No more aid to Israel.

No weapons. No cash. NOTHING!
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
For those unaware, that's a temperature of 210° F.

Your patient is cooked.
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 AM
AIPAC is some bullshit.

We should expand FARA to include group who lobby on behalf of foreign governments.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Pheighdeaux rates Costco's boxes 10/10.

#CatsofBluesky
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This is a more ideal location for Katie Miller...
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Velcro is asleep in my recliner on my John Deere blanket.

Sorry, in his recliner on his John Deere blanket.
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Huh? Who'd have guessed ICE activities are highest in the places that didn’t want the Orange dipshit?
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Velcro loves this couch.
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Pheighdeaux will just steal your seat...
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This is how you do it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I suppose one may take comfort in the fact that the only positive thing Nancy Reagan will be remembered for are her days as the 'throat goat' of Hollywood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
This song still lives in my head and is my reference when someone tells me where they're from.
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
They're both shitty people, but kudos for getting this right at least.
February 9, 2026 at 10:28 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I was in ecstasy to see the return of 'Mock the Week'!

Will Frankie Boyle make an appearance this season?

#MockTheWeek
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Wait a minute! What is Mr. Lyle doing at the Super Bowl?
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Reminds me of this:
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 AM
This is the newest member of our family, Velcro.

Technically, his name is Simon but he follows us everywhere around the house, hence the new sobriquet.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 AM
This is our resident 'seat thief', Pheighdeaux.
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 AM