Fiz
@fizgiggity.bsky.social
Hairy, noisy, mostly harmless. Forever Blue.
But can the water hold you up?
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
But can the water hold you up?
She might try masquerading as a decent moral human being, but likely it wouldn't be very convincing.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
She might try masquerading as a decent moral human being, but likely it wouldn't be very convincing.
And what is this dipshit going to do when he finds no riots? Attempt to incite one?
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And what is this dipshit going to do when he finds no riots? Attempt to incite one?
I had some sympathy for her, but she's as big an ah as her hubby.
I will reserve my sympathy for the children, and hope they grow up to repudiate their parent's benighted ideology.
I will reserve my sympathy for the children, and hope they grow up to repudiate their parent's benighted ideology.
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I had some sympathy for her, but she's as big an ah as her hubby.
I will reserve my sympathy for the children, and hope they grow up to repudiate their parent's benighted ideology.
I will reserve my sympathy for the children, and hope they grow up to repudiate their parent's benighted ideology.
Such delicate snowflakes! They're not even being cussed at or anything! Just music from a beloved movie. 👶👶👶🍼
September 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Such delicate snowflakes! They're not even being cussed at or anything! Just music from a beloved movie. 👶👶👶🍼
This guy best not be hollering at my future Philadelphia Eagles!
August 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy best not be hollering at my future Philadelphia Eagles!
I hear the Rolling Stones warming up...
August 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hear the Rolling Stones warming up...
I like Presidents that glare at Putin like they could kick his ass, but won't soil their shoes to do so.
August 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I like Presidents that glare at Putin like they could kick his ass, but won't soil their shoes to do so.
ICE is likely hiring the J6 insurrectionists because who the hell else would?
Incel blubber asses thrilled they can finally beat up women.
Incel blubber asses thrilled they can finally beat up women.
August 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ICE is likely hiring the J6 insurrectionists because who the hell else would?
Incel blubber asses thrilled they can finally beat up women.
Incel blubber asses thrilled they can finally beat up women.
Dude might be a repo guy. They are super fast and stealthy.
August 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dude might be a repo guy. They are super fast and stealthy.
He was one of the elite Gravy Seals!
August 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
He was one of the elite Gravy Seals!
Early dementia. My mom forgets when I visit her at assisted living.
She also forgets how to use her cell phone. May that glorious phase rapidly overtake Satan's boyfriend.
She also forgets how to use her cell phone. May that glorious phase rapidly overtake Satan's boyfriend.
July 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Early dementia. My mom forgets when I visit her at assisted living.
She also forgets how to use her cell phone. May that glorious phase rapidly overtake Satan's boyfriend.
She also forgets how to use her cell phone. May that glorious phase rapidly overtake Satan's boyfriend.
It's enough to make you wonder if you're on the right planet.
July 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's enough to make you wonder if you're on the right planet.
I am surprised it hasn't happened already.
July 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am surprised it hasn't happened already.
Wadda ya mean "back" makeup boy? Dumbest president ever is sitting on the toilet congratulating himself on
another successful movement.
another successful movement.
June 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Wadda ya mean "back" makeup boy? Dumbest president ever is sitting on the toilet congratulating himself on
another successful movement.
another successful movement.
I keep telling people that this is how you get Terminators!
June 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I keep telling people that this is how you get Terminators!
Another unscheduled rapid deconstruction? Par for the course for the MuskmElon.
June 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Another unscheduled rapid deconstruction? Par for the course for the MuskmElon.
I keep saying that we are heading back to the 50s and 60s with the way they are treating people exercising their 1st Amendment rights.
Next will be dogs and firehoses and dead college students on the ground.
Next will be dogs and firehoses and dead college students on the ground.
June 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I keep saying that we are heading back to the 50s and 60s with the way they are treating people exercising their 1st Amendment rights.
Next will be dogs and firehoses and dead college students on the ground.
Next will be dogs and firehoses and dead college students on the ground.
See Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
May 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
See Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
I have long said we will charge admission for pissing on his grave, and it will retire the national debt.
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have long said we will charge admission for pissing on his grave, and it will retire the national debt.
The Aquaduct? Roads?
Well, there's that...
Well, there's that...
May 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Aquaduct? Roads?
Well, there's that...
Well, there's that...
I bemoan the downfall of teaching Latin in public schools. Although graffiti is Italian, the connection is obvious. IE, the plural of penis is peni.
My excellent Latin teacher of sainted memory taught me more about English than any English teacher.
My excellent Latin teacher of sainted memory taught me more about English than any English teacher.
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I bemoan the downfall of teaching Latin in public schools. Although graffiti is Italian, the connection is obvious. IE, the plural of penis is peni.
My excellent Latin teacher of sainted memory taught me more about English than any English teacher.
My excellent Latin teacher of sainted memory taught me more about English than any English teacher.