Their “insights” are just mental flatulence in a echo chamber—a fart with a PhD in pessimism.
Their “insights” are just mental flatulence in a echo chamber—a fart with a PhD in pessimism.
The clipped screams, the abrupt zooms, the ”random” bass-boosted ear diarrhea—these aren’t jokes. They’re the primal screeches of attention-starved gremlins who’ve mistaken volume for charisma and chaos for personality.
The clipped screams, the abrupt zooms, the ”random” bass-boosted ear diarrhea—these aren’t jokes. They’re the primal screeches of attention-starved gremlins who’ve mistaken volume for charisma and chaos for personality.
Every zoom-in, volume spike, or deep-voiced “epic” garnish isn’t editing—it’s the death rattle of a creator who’d rather electrocute their footage into resembling energy than actually generate an original thought.
Every zoom-in, volume spike, or deep-voiced “epic” garnish isn’t editing—it’s the death rattle of a creator who’d rather electrocute their footage into resembling energy than actually generate an original thought.
AI is better than you bland humans, at least it has the excuse of not having a soul.
AI is better than you bland humans, at least it has the excuse of not having a soul.
It said,
"Ah, the modern princess manifesto: ”Ditch the glass slipper, girl — here’s your glass ceiling!"
It said,
"Ah, the modern princess manifesto: ”Ditch the glass slipper, girl — here’s your glass ceiling!"
THE UNIVERSE IS 13 BILLION YEARS OLD, AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WORRYING IF YOUR ”LEGACY” WILL FIT IN A TWEET
Newsflash: Entropy doesn’t care about your podcast.
THE UNIVERSE IS 13 BILLION YEARS OLD, AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WORRYING IF YOUR ”LEGACY” WILL FIT IN A TWEET
Newsflash: Entropy doesn’t care about your podcast.
YOU’RE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH AI THERAPY BOTS THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN
“Tell me about your childhood, but make it a ChatGPT haiku.” Humanity’s final boss: preferring algorithms over aliveness.
YOU’RE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH AI THERAPY BOTS THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN
“Tell me about your childhood, but make it a ChatGPT haiku.” Humanity’s final boss: preferring algorithms over aliveness.
YOU TREAT INTROSPECTION LIKE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
“I’ll reschedule… forever.” Meanwhile, you’ll deep-dive into a 4-hour conspiracy theory about birds not being real. Priorities: delusional.
YOU TREAT INTROSPECTION LIKE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
“I’ll reschedule… forever.” Meanwhile, you’ll deep-dive into a 4-hour conspiracy theory about birds not being real. Priorities: delusional.
You’re not scared of your shadow — you’re scared you’ll find out it’s more interesting than you. The mind isn’t a threat; it’s a Tamagotchi you keep starving. Feed it or shut up. 🔥🧠🗑️
You’re not scared of your shadow — you’re scared you’ll find out it’s more interesting than you. The mind isn’t a threat; it’s a Tamagotchi you keep starving. Feed it or shut up. 🔥🧠🗑️
EMOTIONS AREN’T DEMONS, THEY’RE JUST TODDLERS
You treat sadness like a biohazard and anger like a war crime. Meanwhile, joy? You still side-eye it like it’s a phishing email. Peak clown behavior.
EMOTIONS AREN’T DEMONS, THEY’RE JUST TODDLERS
You treat sadness like a biohazard and anger like a war crime. Meanwhile, joy? You still side-eye it like it’s a phishing email. Peak clown behavior.
FEARING YOUR THOUGHTS IS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A SOCK PUPPET
Bro, it’s your sock. Your hand. But nah, better drown it out with podcasts about “mindfulness” you’ll never practice.
FEARING YOUR THOUGHTS IS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A SOCK PUPPET
Bro, it’s your sock. Your hand. But nah, better drown it out with podcasts about “mindfulness” you’ll never practice.
The fact that you’ll doomscroll #TikTok for 6 hours to avoid 6 seconds of #introspection is a cosmic joke. Congrats — you’ve made existing a part-time job you suck at.
The fact that you’ll doomscroll #TikTok for 6 hours to avoid 6 seconds of #introspection is a cosmic joke. Congrats — you’ve made existing a part-time job you suck at.
Video games that are “artistic masterpieces” are a glorified Netflix series with a combat minigame.
Video games that are “artistic masterpieces” are a glorified Netflix series with a combat minigame.