Five Ives
@fivyivy.bsky.social
What if bluesky was a collective delusion
yo la tengo - you can have it all live at fuji fest (2007 i think) gets a 5 min standing ovation from me in my bedroom
April 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
yo la tengo - you can have it all live at fuji fest (2007 i think) gets a 5 min standing ovation from me in my bedroom
Good star lesbian but for never having used chat gpt
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Good star lesbian but for never having used chat gpt
Went on a date last night and told her that a Guinness tap is like a glory hole. The more people use it the better.
Genuinely what did I mean by that
Genuinely what did I mean by that
April 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Went on a date last night and told her that a Guinness tap is like a glory hole. The more people use it the better.
Genuinely what did I mean by that
Genuinely what did I mean by that
Listening to yo la tango on my Walkman on this train. Lowkey I am a vibe
March 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Listening to yo la tango on my Walkman on this train. Lowkey I am a vibe
thikning about david berman this sunday evening. it's sunny and 75, it feels so good being alive.
March 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
thikning about david berman this sunday evening. it's sunny and 75, it feels so good being alive.
Ate that shit so hard
February 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Ate that shit so hard
a hairstylist is kinda like a therapist but you actually get something useful from it at the end
October 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
a hairstylist is kinda like a therapist but you actually get something useful from it at the end
i have been in the trenches of the ibs war
August 21, 2024 at 7:47 AM
i have been in the trenches of the ibs war
I had to take care of a friends cats for a few days and they’re great cats but they’re names are Merlin and mouse, I just think it’s fucked up to have a cat named mouse
July 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I had to take care of a friends cats for a few days and they’re great cats but they’re names are Merlin and mouse, I just think it’s fucked up to have a cat named mouse
When you got for an optometry appointment do they give you new glasses every time or do you have to hand the old ones back
July 28, 2024 at 2:38 PM
When you got for an optometry appointment do they give you new glasses every time or do you have to hand the old ones back
I actually honestly seriously genuinely think I’m addicted to crosswords I’m knocking out like 4 a day
April 4, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I actually honestly seriously genuinely think I’m addicted to crosswords I’m knocking out like 4 a day
applying for jobs working for rail companies happy autistm awareness month
April 4, 2024 at 10:06 AM
applying for jobs working for rail companies happy autistm awareness month
(desperately needs a job voice) I should make a new topsters
October 5, 2023 at 8:09 PM
(desperately needs a job voice) I should make a new topsters
you cannot call yourself a monster fucker unless you would sleep with:
Sasquatch
Godzilla
King Kong
Loch Ness
Goblin
Ghoul
A Zombie with no conscience
Sasquatch
Godzilla
King Kong
Loch Ness
Goblin
Ghoul
A Zombie with no conscience
September 20, 2023 at 3:53 PM
you cannot call yourself a monster fucker unless you would sleep with:
Sasquatch
Godzilla
King Kong
Loch Ness
Goblin
Ghoul
A Zombie with no conscience
Sasquatch
Godzilla
King Kong
Loch Ness
Goblin
Ghoul
A Zombie with no conscience
i wake up at 5am every day so i can stay unemployed for longer
September 9, 2023 at 8:43 AM
i wake up at 5am every day so i can stay unemployed for longer
i have pikmin deprivation syndrome, i really wanted to get pikmin 1 on the gamecube back in like 2005 but my dad wouldn't let me because he thought "it looks like shit"
August 31, 2023 at 3:10 PM
i have pikmin deprivation syndrome, i really wanted to get pikmin 1 on the gamecube back in like 2005 but my dad wouldn't let me because he thought "it looks like shit"
tell me where you're from with a food pic
:3
:3
August 30, 2023 at 5:55 PM
tell me where you're from with a food pic
:3
:3
I have a confession to make.
I actually kinda like The Smiths
I actually kinda like The Smiths
August 26, 2023 at 8:58 PM
I have a confession to make.
I actually kinda like The Smiths
I actually kinda like The Smiths
I love cecil harvey in the amano artowrk he's so cunty it's not even funny
August 23, 2023 at 9:51 AM
I love cecil harvey in the amano artowrk he's so cunty it's not even funny
yoooooo omg what if instead of blue sky it was boob sky
August 19, 2023 at 10:18 AM
yoooooo omg what if instead of blue sky it was boob sky
literally posted one of my invite codes in a discord and linked my bluesky so they could follow me and someone's used the code and not followed me. it's cool actually i don't care i'm fine with it
August 18, 2023 at 7:07 PM
literally posted one of my invite codes in a discord and linked my bluesky so they could follow me and someone's used the code and not followed me. it's cool actually i don't care i'm fine with it
i think a lot of leftist americans would be violently sick if they found out that Ireland is not Europe's Cuba but is instead a wealthy tax haven with a massive housing crisis that is Western Europe's tech hub
August 13, 2023 at 3:46 PM
i think a lot of leftist americans would be violently sick if they found out that Ireland is not Europe's Cuba but is instead a wealthy tax haven with a massive housing crisis that is Western Europe's tech hub