Concrete Flower
@fivexblue.bsky.social
Mother to 5 neurospicy boys. I have 2 cats and a pupper. Oh yeah, and a husband who's always around. I do all the crafts and all the things and live my ADHD life on the edge of insanity.
She/her 🇨🇦
www.fivetimesblue.com
She/her 🇨🇦
www.fivetimesblue.com
I think the best way to beat Trump is to laugh at him. Literally and out loud, to his face. Just point and laugh. His ego can't handle it and it may be what finally pushes his blood pressure over the edge. He's sooooo close, you guys. I want to see the next protest just making fun of him. #FDT
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I think the best way to beat Trump is to laugh at him. Literally and out loud, to his face. Just point and laugh. His ego can't handle it and it may be what finally pushes his blood pressure over the edge. He's sooooo close, you guys. I want to see the next protest just making fun of him. #FDT
Trump and Putin sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-C-E
First comes War
Then comes more war
Then comes Trump with World War III
F-U-C-K-I-C-E
First comes War
Then comes more war
Then comes Trump with World War III
January 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Trump and Putin sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-C-E
First comes War
Then comes more war
Then comes Trump with World War III
F-U-C-K-I-C-E
First comes War
Then comes more war
Then comes Trump with World War III
With all the shit going on already this year, everyone deserves a purring kitten. Well, almost everyone.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
With all the shit going on already this year, everyone deserves a purring kitten. Well, almost everyone.
We got a kitten for Christmas! His name is Pepsi. S'mores adores him and thinks he's her baby. We have to keep them separate until he's big enough to handle her love.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We got a kitten for Christmas! His name is Pepsi. S'mores adores him and thinks he's her baby. We have to keep them separate until he's big enough to handle her love.
I want to know how many people call themselves entrepreneurs because they have an Only Fans account.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I want to know how many people call themselves entrepreneurs because they have an Only Fans account.
Remember when everyone thought (was wishing) Trump had died, and then someone was caught throwing trash bags out the #WH window? Could they have actually been clearing out the #EastWing to get it ready for demolishing? If so, some people knew for at least a month that this was coming.
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
#authors Please say your fantasy character names out loud. Yeeran looks cool written, but when said in an audiobook, "Yeeran slid down Peela's back" does not sound great.
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#authors Please say your fantasy character names out loud. Yeeran looks cool written, but when said in an audiobook, "Yeeran slid down Peela's back" does not sound great.
I wish Republicans would treat the Epstein files like they did Pizza Gate.
August 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wish Republicans would treat the Epstein files like they did Pizza Gate.
Men kept saying I was "such a bee", so I used them for mating and then rip their abdomens open.
August 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Men kept saying I was "such a bee", so I used them for mating and then rip their abdomens open.
In case your feed needs more sleepy puppies... you're welcome.
#puppiesofbluesky
#puppiesofbluesky
July 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
In case your feed needs more sleepy puppies... you're welcome.
#puppiesofbluesky
#puppiesofbluesky
Context: video about romper/overalls where the shorts are about 2" past the crotch. Click picture to see whole exchange.
Men, do better.
Men, do better.
June 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Context: video about romper/overalls where the shorts are about 2" past the crotch. Click picture to see whole exchange.
Men, do better.
Men, do better.
Anyone read State of Terror by Hillary Rodham Clinton and Louise Penny? Released in 2021, but ooo boy. Trump would really hate it today. "Did we ever hear why they got rid of Hamilton?" "..Rumour was he had a drinking problem. Couldn't be trusted with state secrets." *cough*Hegseth*cough*
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Anyone read State of Terror by Hillary Rodham Clinton and Louise Penny? Released in 2021, but ooo boy. Trump would really hate it today. "Did we ever hear why they got rid of Hamilton?" "..Rumour was he had a drinking problem. Couldn't be trusted with state secrets." *cough*Hegseth*cough*
Why do we feel the need to get praise for a haircut? If no one notices, or says anything, it feels like a failure.
June 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Why do we feel the need to get praise for a haircut? If no one notices, or says anything, it feels like a failure.
This is going to make me sound super old, but I can't for the "get ready with me" and "clean my house with me" videos where they talk about stuff I actually want to hear about... dies. I'm glad they're not using an AI voice, but aren't there better things I can look at than you washing dishes?
June 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is going to make me sound super old, but I can't for the "get ready with me" and "clean my house with me" videos where they talk about stuff I actually want to hear about... dies. I'm glad they're not using an AI voice, but aren't there better things I can look at than you washing dishes?
Adorable father-son shirt and bowtie set complete. I'm deleting all my Ellie Inspired patterns. I'm glad they've closed down. They obviously never tested their patterns before releasing them.
June 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Adorable father-son shirt and bowtie set complete. I'm deleting all my Ellie Inspired patterns. I'm glad they've closed down. They obviously never tested their patterns before releasing them.
Just some newly hatched birds. Just kidding. Birds aren't real.
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just some newly hatched birds. Just kidding. Birds aren't real.
J.K. Rowling is writing under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. So it's okay to "pretend" to be a man, but not to fully transition to one. Interesting.
June 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
J.K. Rowling is writing under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. So it's okay to "pretend" to be a man, but not to fully transition to one. Interesting.
This is Nissa. She turned 19 last month. She's a skittish kitteh who's not a fan of babies/toddlers but once they turn 4 she'll allow some petting. S'mores is very much afraid of her and won't go into any hallway she's in.
June 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is Nissa. She turned 19 last month. She's a skittish kitteh who's not a fan of babies/toddlers but once they turn 4 she'll allow some petting. S'mores is very much afraid of her and won't go into any hallway she's in.
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Newest sew on my table. This is a 6-9m,but I'll be making NB to 18m, with matching shorts too.
June 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Newest sew on my table. This is a 6-9m,but I'll be making NB to 18m, with matching shorts too.
Dandelions covered in dew. And then S'mores ate them.
May 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dandelions covered in dew. And then S'mores ate them.
"Tesla has added a new safety feature to the Model Y, which is not visible to the human eye."
Trust us.... it's there. We promise. No, really!
Trust us.... it's there. We promise. No, really!
May 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Tesla has added a new safety feature to the Model Y, which is not visible to the human eye."
Trust us.... it's there. We promise. No, really!
Trust us.... it's there. We promise. No, really!
My view as a vendor at the New Glasgow Farmer's Market (we're not open yet. Crowds are coming.)
May 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My view as a vendor at the New Glasgow Farmer's Market (we're not open yet. Crowds are coming.)
I think the Statue of Liberty needs a rename. Statue of False Hope? Or Statue of Lies?
April 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think the Statue of Liberty needs a rename. Statue of False Hope? Or Statue of Lies?