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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
my earring collection was once described as "little lesbian earrings" and then I walk up to the front desk of work where the v obviously queer firefighter is talking to our receptionist. She sees my earrings and smiles cuz ofc that's the only way I can flag in a retirement community lol
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my earring collection was once described as "little lesbian earrings" and then I walk up to the front desk of work where the v obviously queer firefighter is talking to our receptionist. She sees my earrings and smiles cuz ofc that's the only way I can flag in a retirement community lol
This hallmark movie really pulled out the old Seattle Grace set from Greys Anatomy... I had flashbacks to the shooting
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This hallmark movie really pulled out the old Seattle Grace set from Greys Anatomy... I had flashbacks to the shooting
Love a company that doesn't care about where its employees are gonna have to park when they have big events
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Love a company that doesn't care about where its employees are gonna have to park when they have big events
I bought a dress to layer under the dress I have because my mom got in my head about it right when I was about to walk out the door and I really like it so the joke's on her I guess
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I bought a dress to layer under the dress I have because my mom got in my head about it right when I was about to walk out the door and I really like it so the joke's on her I guess
I am delulu of the highest accord and I need to touch grass but am allergic.
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I am delulu of the highest accord and I need to touch grass but am allergic.
My thanksgiving was made infinitely better because my best friend told me she is visiting with her baby and her husband in JANUARY and she's gonna have another baby too!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My thanksgiving was made infinitely better because my best friend told me she is visiting with her baby and her husband in JANUARY and she's gonna have another baby too!!!
"Trying real hard to not relate to Crane Wives" should count as therapy cuz I'm putting in WORK
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"Trying real hard to not relate to Crane Wives" should count as therapy cuz I'm putting in WORK
People on tiktok going "your face isn't too round for contouring for male characters, you're just not good enough at it yet, practice." Meanwhile they just have body dysmorphia and actually have an oval or square face type...
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
People on tiktok going "your face isn't too round for contouring for male characters, you're just not good enough at it yet, practice." Meanwhile they just have body dysmorphia and actually have an oval or square face type...
My first day off in 11 days and my cat won't even let me sleep past 9am. I literally got home from work at 8 or 9pm, took two benadryls cuz I've had a days long histamine flare, and passed tf out. If you don't take a break your body will take one for you or something
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My first day off in 11 days and my cat won't even let me sleep past 9am. I literally got home from work at 8 or 9pm, took two benadryls cuz I've had a days long histamine flare, and passed tf out. If you don't take a break your body will take one for you or something
Man, nothing is more validating than having a friend message you saying they found a song they loved in recommendations you gave and that it makes them think of you when they listen to it. Except when they go on to say they liked a lot of the songs you recommended and you "have good taste"
October 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Man, nothing is more validating than having a friend message you saying they found a song they loved in recommendations you gave and that it makes them think of you when they listen to it. Except when they go on to say they liked a lot of the songs you recommended and you "have good taste"
A week from my dad's birthday, a month from the 10yr anniversary of my friend's death, 2months from the idk how many years from my cousin's death. I'm feeling a lot of ways this week and I need the world to take a breather
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A week from my dad's birthday, a month from the 10yr anniversary of my friend's death, 2months from the idk how many years from my cousin's death. I'm feeling a lot of ways this week and I need the world to take a breather
ISO: A Swap Group that just is "I want this thing but slightly different because I like this thing my ex bought me but I don't want the memory associated with it"
October 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
ISO: A Swap Group that just is "I want this thing but slightly different because I like this thing my ex bought me but I don't want the memory associated with it"
Nothing better than finding out a shithead who misgendered your character constantly at faire and who hated that you knew more than him about the thing you've been doing for half your life so you were put in charge of him, blocked you on facebook. I made him so mad by existing that he blocked ME.
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Nothing better than finding out a shithead who misgendered your character constantly at faire and who hated that you knew more than him about the thing you've been doing for half your life so you were put in charge of him, blocked you on facebook. I made him so mad by existing that he blocked ME.
Mini baba yaga hut... baby yaga, if you will.
October 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Mini baba yaga hut... baby yaga, if you will.
A complete list of the characters from Glee my mom remembers:
1.) The blonde boy... nerdy? Gay?
2.) The blonde girl. She was a cheerleader
3.) Oh there was a brunette girl! (There were a few... to narrow it down was she a cheerleader or no) She was a cheerleader!
1.) The blonde boy... nerdy? Gay?
2.) The blonde girl. She was a cheerleader
3.) Oh there was a brunette girl! (There were a few... to narrow it down was she a cheerleader or no) She was a cheerleader!
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A complete list of the characters from Glee my mom remembers:
1.) The blonde boy... nerdy? Gay?
2.) The blonde girl. She was a cheerleader
3.) Oh there was a brunette girl! (There were a few... to narrow it down was she a cheerleader or no) She was a cheerleader!
1.) The blonde boy... nerdy? Gay?
2.) The blonde girl. She was a cheerleader
3.) Oh there was a brunette girl! (There were a few... to narrow it down was she a cheerleader or no) She was a cheerleader!
One of my bosses found out I crochet and said "If you make an Art the Terrifier... I will buy him"
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One of my bosses found out I crochet and said "If you make an Art the Terrifier... I will buy him"
Just used a mood fabric pattern (not for the first time) but it's SO incorrect. Based on my measurements, I should be a size 14. Tell me why I measured the pattern itself and I need to cut size 26 in order for the seam allowance to get me to the correct measurements.
October 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just used a mood fabric pattern (not for the first time) but it's SO incorrect. Based on my measurements, I should be a size 14. Tell me why I measured the pattern itself and I need to cut size 26 in order for the seam allowance to get me to the correct measurements.
Not me randomly wondering if that baby is vaccinated because one half of the parenting team is maga and antivax (and a flat-earth-er and thought he was drinking fully raw milk growing up when his mom was for sure pasteurizing it at home)
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not me randomly wondering if that baby is vaccinated because one half of the parenting team is maga and antivax (and a flat-earth-er and thought he was drinking fully raw milk growing up when his mom was for sure pasteurizing it at home)
I've had an incredibly productive day and if I don't get everything done that I wanted to, that's totally ok!!!
September 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I've had an incredibly productive day and if I don't get everything done that I wanted to, that's totally ok!!!
In "why would a man be there" news: straight man ogles and sexualizes lesbian character. Just one half of the pairing. Hopefully no more tonight at 11.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In "why would a man be there" news: straight man ogles and sexualizes lesbian character. Just one half of the pairing. Hopefully no more tonight at 11.
The girl at the bank had an enamel pin collection on a board at her teller station so I gave her a My Melody pin I had and she was so excited!!!
September 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The girl at the bank had an enamel pin collection on a board at her teller station so I gave her a My Melody pin I had and she was so excited!!!
Hey if this hits people who are going to #goblinmarket in Orlando, come see my band's show!!!
August 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey if this hits people who are going to #goblinmarket in Orlando, come see my band's show!!!
Lyric-posting but it's hyper-specific instead of just vague
August 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Lyric-posting but it's hyper-specific instead of just vague
As much as I love performing, auditioning is the absolute worst part of it
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
As much as I love performing, auditioning is the absolute worst part of it