Ben Rosengart
fivetonsflax.tilde.zone.ap.brid.gy
Ben Rosengart
@fivetonsflax.tilde.zone.ap.brid.gy
They call me Mr. Literal. I mean, not actually

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Happy #caturday from a friend I made strolling around West Berkeley.
January 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
@futurebird we like to mix it up around here
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is quite rich coming from the guy who tried to get a professor fired for making fun of him.
September 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Most if not all of them, one would think
September 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> As jury selection began on Monday, Judge Cannon dismissed some questions that Mr. Routh had sought to put to the potential jurors, including questions about their views on the conflict in Gaza, Mr. Trump’s interest in controlling Greenland and what they would do […]

[Original post on tilde.zone]
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh Roxie Theater, what *are* you doing?
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m not Gen Z but who’s down to hang the writer with their own entrails and then snag a nice pastry?

Alt: For Gen Z, ‘Little Treats’ Are Worth Going Over Budget
Any excuse is good enough for young adults to treat themselves, whether it’s failing an exam, getting […]

[Original post on tilde.zone]
August 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One assumes the dumbest possible thing happened here.
August 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Now this is what I call #futurist #cuisine. Alt: a grilled-looking unidentified river fish on a charred landscape. The Canadian authorities believe it was dropped by an osprey onto power lines, sparking a wildfire.
August 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Don’t leave out the L in PUBLIC
Don’t leave out the L in PUBLIC
Don’t leave out the L in PUBLIC
July 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
June 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
c'mon NYT enough with the impractical health advice
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@ivory what is the best way to report this layout bug on Mac? See screenshot. If I scroll it out of view and back in, it looks fine. Thank you.
May 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
don't throw away those guillotines, guys
May 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
@0xabad1dea apparently somewhat expansionist
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
San Francisco @RadicalGraffiti
April 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
April 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
my brain at 3 am
April 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
April 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You say sex partner, I say
April 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You say Passover Seder, I say
April 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people are bad at counting motorcycles.
April 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM