this place is infinitely better than Twitter but I still find myself opening twitter out of sheer muscle memory at this point

why do I feel unwell I wonder after 3 days of 2 hours of sleep and gummy worms for 4 meals in a row

saying oh yeah I just got a touch of the sun while I am blistered burnt and tender to the touch but cannot admit I was wrong not to put sunscreen on

9:07am that’s Diet Coke hours round these parts baby

hmm having a lot of luck finding my friends and mutuals here but still wondering where i find the sluts (nose ring preferred but not required)

i am here to make friends and hopefully learn how to kiss