Brodolph, the Red-Nosed Gainzdeer
@fivestarsteven.bsky.social
Teacher. Author. Trilingual.
-SoCal
-SoCal
Crush didn’t like my insta story of me flexing…
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Crush didn’t like my insta story of me flexing…
Why won’t God send me a cute boyfriend…
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why won’t God send me a cute boyfriend…
I think a man finally wants me…
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think a man finally wants me…
Got friendzoned yesterday…
August 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Got friendzoned yesterday…
I developed a crush on one of the guys from the gay volleyball league…
August 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I developed a crush on one of the guys from the gay volleyball league…
BLUESKY LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE!
August 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
BLUESKY LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE!
The way my crush keeps liking all my instagram stories
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The way my crush keeps liking all my instagram stories
I would be such a good boyfriend…like yall wouldn’t even be able to take it
August 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I would be such a good boyfriend…like yall wouldn’t even be able to take it
So who has a pool
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So who has a pool
Who’s got a pool for me to borrow
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Who’s got a pool for me to borrow
Finally got to go to the beach this weekend 🏖️
July 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Finally got to go to the beach this weekend 🏖️
The way I still can’t find a man
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The way I still can’t find a man
Started watching Princess Mononoke with my students today 🌲🦌🌲
June 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Started watching Princess Mononoke with my students today 🌲🦌🌲
The fact that he’s not in tekken 8 yet is homophobic
June 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The fact that he’s not in tekken 8 yet is homophobic
The only shonen romances that aren’t forced.
June 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The only shonen romances that aren’t forced.
I used to have the biggest crush on him as a kid…
June 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I used to have the biggest crush on him as a kid…
Your English teacher’s favorite English teacher
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Your English teacher’s favorite English teacher
Lot’s wife before turning to salt:
June 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Lot’s wife before turning to salt:
Even with a hernia I still got it
June 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Even with a hernia I still got it
Been waiting at the dentist for an hour…
June 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Been waiting at the dentist for an hour…
I start teaching high school today…
June 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I start teaching high school today…
Would I look good in this?
June 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Would I look good in this?
“Who’s your sexiest oomf?”
My oomfs:
My oomfs:
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Who’s your sexiest oomf?”
My oomfs:
My oomfs:
Babe looks so good in his work uniform 🙈
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Babe looks so good in his work uniform 🙈