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Five Star Michelin
@fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
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Writer, book devourer, and unabashed Kpop weirdo.
🏳️‍🌈 Queer, Millennial, She/Her 🇨🇦

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/five_STAR_michelin/works
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Five Star Michelin @fivestarmichelin.bsky.social · 24d
🌟❤️‍🔥 Crossing the Burning World ❤️‍🔥🌟

⚡️ Megaverse
💔❤️ Exes to Lovers
👬🏻 Minsung Variants
👬🏻👬🏻👬🏻 Just So Many Minsungs
🥸 Stray Kids Variants
🔥 Smut
😳 Han and Lee Know Can’t Stop Devouring Each Other And It’s Becoming a Problem
❤️‍🩹 Angst With a Happy Ending
👍 I promise
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Is one #minsung simply not enough minsungs for you? Boy, do I have the fic for you. 😉😏

Chapter 6 of Crossing the Burning World is up today!

archiveofourown.org/works/765355...
Crossing the Burning World - Chapter 1 - five_STAR_michelin - Stray Kids (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
See you there, Toronto Stay!

#StrayKids
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Well damn. Okay. If you had asked me this before checking, I would have said maybe a standard novel, not roughly THREE AND A HALF. 😲
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
🌟❤️‍🔥 Crossing the Burning World ❤️‍🔥🌟

⚡️ Megaverse
💔❤️ Exes to Lovers
👬🏻 Minsung Variants
👬🏻👬🏻👬🏻 Just So Many Minsungs
🥸 Stray Kids Variants
🔥 Smut
😳 Han and Lee Know Can’t Stop Devouring Each Other And It’s Becoming a Problem
❤️‍🩹 Angst With a Happy Ending
👍 I promise
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Maybe this post is for just for Noona-HyungRacha, but Chan is giving Ponyboy when he was on the run, and it's just a LOT for the 13-year-old inside of me to process right now.

Stay Gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
Bang Chan in a jean jacket over a white tank top, with short, kind of messy dyed-blonde hair. He looks like he's about to fight with a soc, and if you know what that means, then I'm sure you agree with me.
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Writing smut in a cafe is so hilariously incongruous because here I am crafting the most depraved filth while 'Here Comes Santa Claus' blasts over the speakers and baristas walk around giving away free cake pop samples.

😳😳😳

I love my life.
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Being this down bad is not for the faint of heart.

Even if it'll All Burn Up
💚💗 Minsung
🔥 E
✍️ 12,000 words
😳 Friends With Benefits (Except Lee Know Didn’t Sign Up For That)
❤️‍🩹 Angst With a Happy Ending
👽 Han Jisung Is Bad At Love
🎤 Canon Compliant (mostly)
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
#wipwed is a some angsty yearning Minsung.

Coming soon. ;)
It took little to no effort to slide back into their easy friendship. They’d been soulmates since the day they met, and it wasn’t like Lee Know wasn’t used to shoving his yearning so far down that he could convince a room full of people that it was a joke, a tease, just some fan service. The only difference was that now he had memories of how mind-blowing sex with Han was, which made ignoring the crackling energy between them more difficult, but not impossible. Han was his best friend. He would always be his best friend. No matter what parts of his body had been in Lee Know’s mouth.
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
I had to!

~ AAA (Adorably Awkward Awakening) ~
☺️ Kim Seungmin / Lee Junhyuk
📖 1 chapter, 6,983 words
🫣 Rated M, wholesome smut (something I just made up, but trust me)
🥹 They're so awkward it's painful (but cute)
🏆 Inspired by their adorable interactions at the AAAs
Seungmin of Stray Kids gazing at actor Lee Junhyuk with absolute heart-eyes at an awards show. The fic summary: “Oh! I’m sorry,” Junhyuk started to back out. “I didn’t mean to…” “No, it’s okay. I’m sorry.” Why the hell was he apologizing? “I wasn’t… I just needed a minute.” “Right.” Another shy smile with a hand through his hair that definitely wasn’t helping Seungmin keep his stirrings under control. “Me too. Though now it looks like I followed you here, which is weird and creepy.” “No,” Seungmin shook his head, laughing, “not creepy. Kind of a compliment, really.” They stared at each other with dopey grins for way longer than the socially accepted time to stare at someone with a dopey grin. And for some reason, that smile, with the hair falling across his forehead, and his dark eyes softening, still holding this impossibly long gaze, emboldened Seungmin. “If you did follow me here, what were you hoping to do once you found me?” ~ In which Seungmin fulfils one of his fantasies at the AAAs ~ The fic tags: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Stray Kids (Band) Relationship: Kim Seungmin/Lee Junhyuk Characters: Kim Seungmin (Stray Kids)Lee JunhyukStray Kids Ensemble Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Strangers to Lovers, crush behaviour, These Adorable Dorks Are So Awkward It’s Painful, Smooching, wholesome smut, I know That Doesn’t Make Sense But Trust Me, It’s Just Really Sweet Smut, Enthusiastic Consent Language: English In almost a mirror image of the first picture, now actor Lee Junhyuk is gazing at Seungmin of Stray kids with absolute heart eyes at an awards show.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
"Stop saying AI is threatening people's reading comprehension and critical thinking! It's not true!"

Amazon/Kindle: "Here's a chatbot inside the book so you don't have to even TRY to think about it!"

F**K AI
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Anyone else stuck in a time loop of
'Lee Know Hyung, gwenchana?'
[in tiny] "Gwenchana."

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
I wouldn't be able to stop it now even if I wanted to.
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
The feminine urge to write a fic any time Kim Seungmin so much as GLANCES at a handsome man.

Who is this creature? I have no idea, but I already have a draft started... ✍️

#StrayKids
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Just read Lee Minho's Accidental Guide to Giving Han Jisung Everything He Wants by @aplethoras.bsky.social and whooooooooboy. 😳 😍 👄
a close up of a barbie doll saying wowza !!!
ALT: a close up of a barbie doll saying wowza !!!
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December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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heirakka.bsky.social
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
A quoted tweet from a user named Sam that reads: "How Twitter is rigged Type in all caps because you're excited? Lowers your reputation. Include links? Your score goes down. It's like the Credit Score system from Hell. And given Cisgender is treated as a slur & MAGA boosted, you can guess what's categorized as 'offensive'" The tweet they quoted is from user SADIQ and reads: "Tweepcred is X's reputation system Based on your behavior, you get a tweepcred score It determines your reach Break the algo rules, you score goes down and your reach disappears What are the rules of the X algo tho? Glad you asked." SADIQ includes a photo of Twitter's algorithm code that calculates a user's reputation. SADIQ continues: "Post 'offensive text'? 80% reach reduction Offensive username? 80% reach reduction All caps tweet? That's seen as 'shouting. Major penalization. Include links? Yup, penalized"
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Remember that time Seungmin fell in love with a weirdly handsome ghost?

👻 1 Chapter, 31,609 words
👻 Angst With a Happy Ending
👻 Smut With Feelings
👻 SKZ Friendships
👻 Jokes! It's funny, I promise!
👻 Only a Little Bit Spooky

Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/75256681

#StrayKids
An image of Seungmin holding hands with a weirdly handsome ghost (from a SKZ Code) with stylized smoke and translucent music notes surrounding them. It has the title, Freed by five star michelin.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
P1Harmony nestled into my Apple Music Replay like the younger cousin who snuck into the 'big kids' table and is jazzed no one's kicking them out. 😆

(Can you guess when they came to Toronto for a concert?)
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Oh me? I'm making myself cry while writing a fic in a busy cafe, trying to discretely blow my nose as I break my own heart.

It's what ALL the cool kids do on Friday nights!
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Scroll on by if you're upset by the lady dancers, but

I sincerely would be so happy if Bang Chan is fucking at least one of those wildly attractive athletes. Even happier if two bisexual lady dancers in a loving relationship ask him to be their third.

Get it, my guy!
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Do Lee Know and Changbin have a ship name? Asking for perfectly normal reasons.

[song by oublaire on tt]
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Sometimes the feed just needs Lee Know in an enormously silly hat.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Happy Pepero Day to all who celebrate!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
If Stray Kids were a 90s sitcom...
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
Felix definitely heard that women are ruining the workplace and was like, "I'm part of that, right? Like... people know I'm part of that?"

And Chan gave him a pat. "Of course, Lix, you're doing such a good job ruining the workplace."

Then he gave him a li'l treat for ruining the workplace so hard.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
fivestarmichelin.bsky.social
I mean, sure, Tumblr, I get it. I needed an adult the first time I saw Minsung holding hands, too. It's a lot to process.
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM