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Feeling like going to the arcade and bankrupting myself
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Feeling like going to the arcade and bankrupting myself
How tall do high heels need to be in order for them to be considered stilts?
July 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
How tall do high heels need to be in order for them to be considered stilts?
How the hell is 30 minutes half an hour. That shit feels completely different.
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How the hell is 30 minutes half an hour. That shit feels completely different.
Do you ever sneeze while you're walking, so now you gotta walk through the sneeze cloud.
June 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Do you ever sneeze while you're walking, so now you gotta walk through the sneeze cloud.
If you respond to me saying "it's 2:00 at night" or something with "it's actually the morning" I don't like you. The AM'S can also be part of night time.
June 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
If you respond to me saying "it's 2:00 at night" or something with "it's actually the morning" I don't like you. The AM'S can also be part of night time.
Throwing myself into the industrial grade furnace.
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Throwing myself into the industrial grade furnace.
Can we normalize saying the dumbest shit ever?
May 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can we normalize saying the dumbest shit ever?
I have high-functioning artism
May 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I have high-functioning artism
To all the people who can't stomach tacobell, have you considered that you might not be made for a cruel world like this.🤷♀️
April 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
To all the people who can't stomach tacobell, have you considered that you might not be made for a cruel world like this.🤷♀️
I know it's illegal to falsely accuse someone of killing the pope, but what if it's like, 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 funny.
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I know it's illegal to falsely accuse someone of killing the pope, but what if it's like, 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 funny.
The doctor diagnosed me with autism, but I suck at art? Should I get a second opinion?
April 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The doctor diagnosed me with autism, but I suck at art? Should I get a second opinion?
Genitalia was invented by Big Transgender to sell more bottom surgery
April 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Genitalia was invented by Big Transgender to sell more bottom surgery
Eat gay spaghetti
April 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Eat gay spaghetti
If you vant pay for your taxes, your the problem. Just commit tax fraud like an ADULT! fss 🙄
April 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you vant pay for your taxes, your the problem. Just commit tax fraud like an ADULT! fss 🙄
I've literally never made a single mistake in my entire life. wtf are y'all on about?
April 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've literally never made a single mistake in my entire life. wtf are y'all on about?
I just shat my pants
March 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I just shat my pants
You can't spell the French Style Revolution without fun.
March 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You can't spell the French Style Revolution without fun.
I dont "have a gambling problem", I'm silly and whimsical 🙄
March 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I dont "have a gambling problem", I'm silly and whimsical 🙄
When you bite into the potato chip a bit to hard and it turns into a fucking frag grenade
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When you bite into the potato chip a bit to hard and it turns into a fucking frag grenade
I fucking love drunk driving 🍺🚗
March 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I fucking love drunk driving 🍺🚗
Eating fast food while playing shitty mobile games has gotta be one of my favorite flavors of depression
March 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Eating fast food while playing shitty mobile games has gotta be one of my favorite flavors of depression
Do you ever just stare into the mirror, making different faces because you just remembered that you're a real person?
March 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Do you ever just stare into the mirror, making different faces because you just remembered that you're a real person?