Amber Reynolds
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fivepineapples.bsky.social
Amber Reynolds
@fivepineapples.bsky.social
Just a weirdo who has a thing for pineapples, designing customer experiences, and giving weird gifts. 🍍🕶️ ✨
I’m in season 4 after Trevor died. Better start playing catch up!
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It becomes a guessing game of “Is this pending weird compliment due to a quirk of the neurospice or not?” 😂 Either way, I’ll take it.
February 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Every day, man. Every day. 😂
February 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thank you! 💛
February 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Let me introduce you to my #ProjectGraveyard 😂

The joy comes from the planning and learning. Execution doesn’t give the same joy.

I’ve come to find it funny and to lean into it. I’m a good friend if you need random info or someone to go down a rabbit hole so you don’t have to.
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I am very lucky! My parents live a street over and see me and my son every day. Couldn’t ask for better. 💛

Absolutely! Always happy to meet more ADHD’ers.
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I suppose it depends on what we call trauma.

I struggled significantly with school and making friends.

Home life was supportive and loving.

I had assumed that my memory issues stemmed from ADHD, compounded by a lack of ability to visualize.
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
1. White Cheddar only.

2. Keep it out of the house. May as well be crack. 🤤
December 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Right in the nostalgia. 🥹
December 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I don’t write, but I have my Project Graveyard. I visit it occasionally, leave metaphorical flowers, and say a few kind words for the intentions I had. 🪦 💐
December 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
We really need a chain of custody on that thing.
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM
1. I have an emotional memory. I mostly remember things that provoked a strong reaction.

2. Zero ability to visualize in my mind (Aphantasia), which I think hurts my memory.

3. My brain auto data dumps details once a conclusion is made.

4. I don’t remember much of my childhood.
December 7, 2024 at 4:50 AM
🎶I always feel like, somebody’s watching me…🎶
December 7, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I distinctly remember seeing this movie in theaters with my parents and they were laughing their asses off.

I did NOT understand why it was all so funny. 😤

But remembering that makes it even funnier to watch now.

I’m excita-scared for Shrek 5. 😬
December 7, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Watch the scene where Lord Farquad is in bed, watching Fiona in the Magic Mirror over and over again.

The movie is full of sly adult humor. Still a favorite.
December 7, 2024 at 1:08 AM
🎶 ‘Til the caffeine fills my veins
‘Til no more yawns remains
‘Til I’m awake-wake, mothafucka
‘Til I’m awake-wake, ah damn 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 12:05 AM
My favorite, non-family related dopamine hit: giving weird ideas to an artist I work with just to see what they come up with. 😂 At least I’m helping employ someone talented with my fixes.
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM