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fiveoutofkevin.bsky.social
Kevin Knight
@fiveoutofkevin.bsky.social
he/him.
I make video games, i love to draw skulls, and our cat is called "The President"
See some of my stuff: https://neweraknight.github.io/
every time I open up a news site, I am just reminded how fucking stupid this all is
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Was digging through some old files and stumbled across my single greatest contribution to humanity. I peaked with this, the rest of my time on this earth is just a slow circling of the drain
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
how many controllers can the switch handle, simultaneously again?
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
this is how I learned I forgot most of trig
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it's a bizzare pain in the ass to work with decals, but geometric courts are proving very interesting to work with
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fortunately he doesn't seem all that concerned about his potential impending drive across the city
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
benito might have "crystals" which can either be recoverable or life-threatening APPARENTLY so now i've got the specter of "having to go to the cat ER" over everything this week but he just used the litterbox, so...
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
if this game ever ships, you better believe this stays in the data table
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
huge thanks to @sirrosen.bsky.social for the answer - now the court has the lore-accurate 400 hoops
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
hm, well i got about an eightieth of that
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
wait... how many hoops is a basketball court have again???
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maslow's hierarchy of steeds
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I speak for at least 70% of the US when i say
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
clearing out my drives and I gotta say I had some decent shitposts back in the day
October 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
actually i-
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Well as awful as the world at large is I think it's time to be grateful for the good things, just for my own sanity.
September 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
working on something dumb to celebrate my last weekend as a free man*

*unemployed
July 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You rang?
July 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The most fun you can have on a Saturday afternoon
July 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Don't let anyone dull your sparkle*

*enjoyment of salted wheat snacks
May 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I win
May 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I had a very dumb idea that needed to be put into the world
April 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Accidentally set off the smoke detectors this morning and all of the sudden Benito's a Velcro Cat?!
April 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
San Fransisco is beautiful
March 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM