Fivefootsmallbean
@fivefootsmall.bsky.social
I’m just a baby. Let trans kids bloom
One time I read a John Grisham book and fell into a whole rabbit hole on mass tort litigation.
So… take that
So… take that
September 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One time I read a John Grisham book and fell into a whole rabbit hole on mass tort litigation.
So… take that
So… take that
I’m not saying all my problems would be solved by having a nugget ice machine in my office but it would solve one.
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m not saying all my problems would be solved by having a nugget ice machine in my office but it would solve one.
I should come here more often.
Today’s thought: at work we’ve been putting a lot of weight on the question “in the last week I’ve been praised for work I’ve done”
Have you done work worthy of being praised?
Today’s thought: at work we’ve been putting a lot of weight on the question “in the last week I’ve been praised for work I’ve done”
Have you done work worthy of being praised?
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I should come here more often.
Today’s thought: at work we’ve been putting a lot of weight on the question “in the last week I’ve been praised for work I’ve done”
Have you done work worthy of being praised?
Today’s thought: at work we’ve been putting a lot of weight on the question “in the last week I’ve been praised for work I’ve done”
Have you done work worthy of being praised?
David - “this movie is so shallow my ankles aren’t getting wet”
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
David - “this movie is so shallow my ankles aren’t getting wet”
Posting this here because I want to tell my FIL in person.
As of July 1, 2025 I will no longer be an Assistant Librarian.
Because I have been promoted to the rank of Assistant Librarian and granted tenure.
As of July 1, 2025 I will no longer be an Assistant Librarian.
Because I have been promoted to the rank of Assistant Librarian and granted tenure.
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Posting this here because I want to tell my FIL in person.
As of July 1, 2025 I will no longer be an Assistant Librarian.
Because I have been promoted to the rank of Assistant Librarian and granted tenure.
As of July 1, 2025 I will no longer be an Assistant Librarian.
Because I have been promoted to the rank of Assistant Librarian and granted tenure.
My desire and ability to say “eff this” is curtailed by the fact that I’d have to hire my own attorney.
June 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My desire and ability to say “eff this” is curtailed by the fact that I’d have to hire my own attorney.
Anyway - so Andor was amazing. Some of the best known, lesser known, and unknown actors.
Between Andor and Sinners I think awards season has been spoken for.
Between Andor and Sinners I think awards season has been spoken for.
May 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Anyway - so Andor was amazing. Some of the best known, lesser known, and unknown actors.
Between Andor and Sinners I think awards season has been spoken for.
Between Andor and Sinners I think awards season has been spoken for.
White women with low self-esteem are fine until they make it everyone else’s fault.
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
White women with low self-esteem are fine until they make it everyone else’s fault.
If you know the situation please don’t send me information - I’m pretty sure you cannot file a missing persons report on someone who isn’t missing and is just doing drugs with her kids present.
I know and I care but I cannot do this AGAIN.
I know and I care but I cannot do this AGAIN.
May 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you know the situation please don’t send me information - I’m pretty sure you cannot file a missing persons report on someone who isn’t missing and is just doing drugs with her kids present.
I know and I care but I cannot do this AGAIN.
I know and I care but I cannot do this AGAIN.
I’m not the one who left her kids in a motel room in Vegas with people she didn’t know because I was in a drug haze.
It is hard when you love someone more and than they love themselves. I want you to get better but I cannot stop my life to save you.
The BLOCK feature is sadly in use.
It is hard when you love someone more and than they love themselves. I want you to get better but I cannot stop my life to save you.
The BLOCK feature is sadly in use.
May 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m not the one who left her kids in a motel room in Vegas with people she didn’t know because I was in a drug haze.
It is hard when you love someone more and than they love themselves. I want you to get better but I cannot stop my life to save you.
The BLOCK feature is sadly in use.
It is hard when you love someone more and than they love themselves. I want you to get better but I cannot stop my life to save you.
The BLOCK feature is sadly in use.
This week has been *not* the worst but pretty terrible. I’m pretty sure someone love is in methamphetamine psychosis
This isn’t the first time that they’ve asked me to fix their problems but it is the1st time she said if anything happened to her kids (that she put in this situation) it was my fault
This isn’t the first time that they’ve asked me to fix their problems but it is the1st time she said if anything happened to her kids (that she put in this situation) it was my fault
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This week has been *not* the worst but pretty terrible. I’m pretty sure someone love is in methamphetamine psychosis
This isn’t the first time that they’ve asked me to fix their problems but it is the1st time she said if anything happened to her kids (that she put in this situation) it was my fault
This isn’t the first time that they’ve asked me to fix their problems but it is the1st time she said if anything happened to her kids (that she put in this situation) it was my fault
Hear me out: Dear Abby - but for food.
Dear Abby, I’m seasonally allergic to x but I’m craving x, what should I make to cure this craving.
Dear Abby, I’m seasonally allergic to x but I’m craving x, what should I make to cure this craving.
May 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hear me out: Dear Abby - but for food.
Dear Abby, I’m seasonally allergic to x but I’m craving x, what should I make to cure this craving.
Dear Abby, I’m seasonally allergic to x but I’m craving x, what should I make to cure this craving.
My husband’s 13 year old niece said that I’m “pretty like a painting” 10/10 compliment.
April 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My husband’s 13 year old niece said that I’m “pretty like a painting” 10/10 compliment.
So far this season of Andor is sustaining my opinion as the best political drama since The West Wing.
I also don’t believe I’ve ever heard the word rape in Star Wars. Colonialism and imperialism - regardless of the universe hurts.
I also don’t believe I’ve ever heard the word rape in Star Wars. Colonialism and imperialism - regardless of the universe hurts.
April 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So far this season of Andor is sustaining my opinion as the best political drama since The West Wing.
I also don’t believe I’ve ever heard the word rape in Star Wars. Colonialism and imperialism - regardless of the universe hurts.
I also don’t believe I’ve ever heard the word rape in Star Wars. Colonialism and imperialism - regardless of the universe hurts.
I’ve never been one to separate the art from the artist, JK Rowling is the reason why.
If she’d just wrote Happy Potter and STFU, but no, every single penny she gets is blood money.
If she’d just wrote Happy Potter and STFU, but no, every single penny she gets is blood money.
April 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’ve never been one to separate the art from the artist, JK Rowling is the reason why.
If she’d just wrote Happy Potter and STFU, but no, every single penny she gets is blood money.
If she’d just wrote Happy Potter and STFU, but no, every single penny she gets is blood money.
I think I’m back on my depression rewatch of ER. It makes me miss my father and my mother-in-law so I’ll have to do this slowly.
The sounds of hospital equipment happens in my sleep.
The sounds of hospital equipment happens in my sleep.
April 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think I’m back on my depression rewatch of ER. It makes me miss my father and my mother-in-law so I’ll have to do this slowly.
The sounds of hospital equipment happens in my sleep.
The sounds of hospital equipment happens in my sleep.
Me: Ugh, this whole thing makes me angry because I LIKE The Punisher.
Husband: You also like media literacy.
This man is violent in his accuracy.
Husband: You also like media literacy.
This man is violent in his accuracy.
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me: Ugh, this whole thing makes me angry because I LIKE The Punisher.
Husband: You also like media literacy.
This man is violent in his accuracy.
Husband: You also like media literacy.
This man is violent in his accuracy.
Me, a grown professional: Righty tighty, lefty loosely
February 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me, a grown professional: Righty tighty, lefty loosely
My brilliant coworker reminded me today that you can’t pour from an empty cup.
The cup isn’t just empty, it’s broken.
The cup isn’t just empty, it’s broken.
February 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My brilliant coworker reminded me today that you can’t pour from an empty cup.
The cup isn’t just empty, it’s broken.
The cup isn’t just empty, it’s broken.
Grief is proof that love existed. Though like me, our time was short, the void left is immense.
February 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Grief is proof that love existed. Though like me, our time was short, the void left is immense.
If you saw a mutual who is a white man being shitty and you didn’t call them out… why not? What social capital did you think you’d gain or lose by not being like “bro … this take is racist”
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If you saw a mutual who is a white man being shitty and you didn’t call them out… why not? What social capital did you think you’d gain or lose by not being like “bro … this take is racist”
I’m never going to ask Wes Anderson to make a movie where Black women are the target audience. I don’t get pissy because stuff isn’t made for me.
February 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m never going to ask Wes Anderson to make a movie where Black women are the target audience. I don’t get pissy because stuff isn’t made for me.
My depression rewatch of ER is extremely relevant because one of my one daily prescriptions is being counted against my health insurance premium and not my script copay. I can’t afford it. I emailed my doctor and explained but what if this was a life sustaining medication.
January 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My depression rewatch of ER is extremely relevant because one of my one daily prescriptions is being counted against my health insurance premium and not my script copay. I can’t afford it. I emailed my doctor and explained but what if this was a life sustaining medication.
Y’all realize that lactose tolerance is the mutation, right?
January 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Y’all realize that lactose tolerance is the mutation, right?
It is important to recognize that the ability to boycott is a privilege. Not everyone has access to other options and not everyone can go without.
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It is important to recognize that the ability to boycott is a privilege. Not everyone has access to other options and not everyone can go without.