@fivebyfiveb303.bsky.social
I’ll write a bio when I fucking feel like it
I just want to sit out on the cute patio my wife created but it is 1000 degrees outside and that’s just a big N-O
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I just want to sit out on the cute patio my wife created but it is 1000 degrees outside and that’s just a big N-O
I love music festivals bc it’s the absolute best opportunity to judge everyone’s tattoos
June 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I love music festivals bc it’s the absolute best opportunity to judge everyone’s tattoos
I’m a windows down girly. What that actually means is that I have my AC blasting me in the face so my arm can be out the window.
May 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m a windows down girly. What that actually means is that I have my AC blasting me in the face so my arm can be out the window.
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
Thank Satan I got the Ziolkowski family arms. I don’t have to lift to make my arms look like I lift lmao.
May 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Thank Satan I got the Ziolkowski family arms. I don’t have to lift to make my arms look like I lift lmao.
It’s actually kinda crazy how much I love my wife. Relative to the heteros. Not relative to other wlw. We know how to do it. 👌
April 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s actually kinda crazy how much I love my wife. Relative to the heteros. Not relative to other wlw. We know how to do it. 👌
I love my sweet baby child hospice dog, but I would be entirely content without the workout of carrying her pound piggy self up the stairs to bed every night.
March 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I love my sweet baby child hospice dog, but I would be entirely content without the workout of carrying her pound piggy self up the stairs to bed every night.
I am living for the diversity in warped tour bands this round. The old days were just a fuckton of scrawny white boys with the occasion girly. Now we have more girlies and more POC. Gimme dat shit.
February 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I am living for the diversity in warped tour bands this round. The old days were just a fuckton of scrawny white boys with the occasion girly. Now we have more girlies and more POC. Gimme dat shit.
I miss my family. Like. My parents & sister live in Delaware. That’s not hella far, but life responsibilities make it feel like it is. My brother lives in fucking New Hampshire. That’s def far for real. My lil baby niece is growing up fast & I only get to see her like twice a year. Being old sucks
February 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I miss my family. Like. My parents & sister live in Delaware. That’s not hella far, but life responsibilities make it feel like it is. My brother lives in fucking New Hampshire. That’s def far for real. My lil baby niece is growing up fast & I only get to see her like twice a year. Being old sucks
Don’t mind us over here with a lot of debt, two medically challenged dogs, and an extreme need of a multi-thousand dollar new fence, just casually impulsively paying for a weekend trip to Atlanta solely for the purpose of going to the aquarium and Coca Cola factory.
February 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Don’t mind us over here with a lot of debt, two medically challenged dogs, and an extreme need of a multi-thousand dollar new fence, just casually impulsively paying for a weekend trip to Atlanta solely for the purpose of going to the aquarium and Coca Cola factory.
“BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP”
-me beeping Buffy because the apocalypse has come
-me beeping Buffy because the apocalypse has come
February 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP”
-me beeping Buffy because the apocalypse has come
-me beeping Buffy because the apocalypse has come
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Just bought a ton of Ravioli and carried the cans to my car.
BoyareDee’s Arms tired
BoyareDee’s Arms tired
February 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just bought a ton of Ravioli and carried the cans to my car.
BoyareDee’s Arms tired
BoyareDee’s Arms tired
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I was telling my therapist abt a movie I watched and jokingly-but-not-jokingly said, “idk what is wrong psychologically up in my brain, but I always find it attractive when a woman is disheveled and covered in blood.”
Her response was, “It’s okay to have fetishes.”
💀💀💀
Her response was, “It’s okay to have fetishes.”
💀💀💀
February 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I was telling my therapist abt a movie I watched and jokingly-but-not-jokingly said, “idk what is wrong psychologically up in my brain, but I always find it attractive when a woman is disheveled and covered in blood.”
Her response was, “It’s okay to have fetishes.”
💀💀💀
Her response was, “It’s okay to have fetishes.”
💀💀💀
Whoever decided to turn fish into fake crab meat was a genius
January 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Whoever decided to turn fish into fake crab meat was a genius
Three dead dogs with confirmed cancer. Another dog with probable cancer waiting for an official diagnosis. New cancer dog coming into the house tonight. One that doesn’t have cancer YET.
January 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Three dead dogs with confirmed cancer. Another dog with probable cancer waiting for an official diagnosis. New cancer dog coming into the house tonight. One that doesn’t have cancer YET.
It would be neat if I wasn’t mentally ill and my immediate thought to anything even slightly negative was something other than wanting to hurt myself lol
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It would be neat if I wasn’t mentally ill and my immediate thought to anything even slightly negative was something other than wanting to hurt myself lol
My toxic trait is thinking the Texans were even slightly capable of knocking out KC
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My toxic trait is thinking the Texans were even slightly capable of knocking out KC
Glad to see that the refs are still consistently favoring KC 🙄
January 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Glad to see that the refs are still consistently favoring KC 🙄
i hope my wife is happy now that im on here 😡
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i hope my wife is happy now that im on here 😡