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desperatedan
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rewilding things on behalf of every tree, every bee and every last blade of grass, while dealing with ME/CFS and the ongoing collapse of civilisation

trying to be nice, often fail, they/them
sounds about right
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
qwhite
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
for anyone who doesn't want to click to find out, this is co written by keith starmer and some guardian drone

almost like they don't want to mention that beforehand because they know people don't want more low fat farage
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"one day they are all gonna regret this! they will see!"

-the entirely hinged individual
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the launch of the sonic the hedgehog comic was indeed a major event

a majorly disappointing event
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
the member of parliament for the rotten borough of david sainsbury said what now?
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"hundreds"
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
small price to pay for the ability to vibrate through walls
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what about cake?
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think there's still time!
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this may still be too merciful for the district line
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"keep moving when you get off the train, don't block up the carriage doors and stairs off the platform to stare at citymapper on your phone"
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
get'tem 'telt!
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
good idea
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
She-lobs you around the place
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Because he's a cunt
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
oh so now they are after your fellow politicians and not castigated migrants it's not "reasonable concerns" anymore?
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
balance not breathing with getting in the sea
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
respectfully

get in the sea
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
count the seconds till they block you
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
if you don't know, it's alright to say so, then it becomes a learning experience!
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
so, who sets the level of national minimum wage again?

that's the context here
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
odd how you mention the increase in national minimum wage and then claim the government don't control pay
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
would prefer the worst mspaint to the "best" ai effort

bring back the .bmp imo
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
one of these comes down this street it will be at cash converters or the scrap yard by sundown
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM