desperatedan
@fiveacre.bsky.social
rewilding things on behalf of every tree, every bee and every last blade of grass, while dealing with ME/CFS and the ongoing collapse of civilisation
trying to be nice, often fail, they/them
trying to be nice, often fail, they/them
sounds about right
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
sounds about right
for anyone who doesn't want to click to find out, this is co written by keith starmer and some guardian drone
almost like they don't want to mention that beforehand because they know people don't want more low fat farage
almost like they don't want to mention that beforehand because they know people don't want more low fat farage
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
for anyone who doesn't want to click to find out, this is co written by keith starmer and some guardian drone
almost like they don't want to mention that beforehand because they know people don't want more low fat farage
almost like they don't want to mention that beforehand because they know people don't want more low fat farage
"one day they are all gonna regret this! they will see!"
-the entirely hinged individual
-the entirely hinged individual
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"one day they are all gonna regret this! they will see!"
-the entirely hinged individual
-the entirely hinged individual
the launch of the sonic the hedgehog comic was indeed a major event
a majorly disappointing event
a majorly disappointing event
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
the launch of the sonic the hedgehog comic was indeed a major event
a majorly disappointing event
a majorly disappointing event
the member of parliament for the rotten borough of david sainsbury said what now?
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
the member of parliament for the rotten borough of david sainsbury said what now?
small price to pay for the ability to vibrate through walls
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
small price to pay for the ability to vibrate through walls
I think there's still time!
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think there's still time!
this may still be too merciful for the district line
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
this may still be too merciful for the district line
"keep moving when you get off the train, don't block up the carriage doors and stairs off the platform to stare at citymapper on your phone"
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"keep moving when you get off the train, don't block up the carriage doors and stairs off the platform to stare at citymapper on your phone"
She-lobs you around the place
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
She-lobs you around the place
Because he's a cunt
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Because he's a cunt
oh so now they are after your fellow politicians and not castigated migrants it's not "reasonable concerns" anymore?
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
oh so now they are after your fellow politicians and not castigated migrants it's not "reasonable concerns" anymore?
balance not breathing with getting in the sea
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
balance not breathing with getting in the sea
respectfully
get in the sea
get in the sea
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
respectfully
get in the sea
get in the sea
count the seconds till they block you
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
count the seconds till they block you
if you don't know, it's alright to say so, then it becomes a learning experience!
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
if you don't know, it's alright to say so, then it becomes a learning experience!
so, who sets the level of national minimum wage again?
that's the context here
that's the context here
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
so, who sets the level of national minimum wage again?
that's the context here
that's the context here
odd how you mention the increase in national minimum wage and then claim the government don't control pay
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
odd how you mention the increase in national minimum wage and then claim the government don't control pay
would prefer the worst mspaint to the "best" ai effort
bring back the .bmp imo
bring back the .bmp imo
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
would prefer the worst mspaint to the "best" ai effort
bring back the .bmp imo
bring back the .bmp imo
one of these comes down this street it will be at cash converters or the scrap yard by sundown
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
one of these comes down this street it will be at cash converters or the scrap yard by sundown