David W Fitzsimmons
@fitztooner.bsky.social
Retired Arizona Daily Star internationally syndicated progressive cartoonist (Over 700 papers) and award winning humor columnist behind “Arizona’s Progressive Voice” on Substack. It's free to subscribe: https://substack.com/@davidwfitzsimmons
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October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I represent America. The first Fitzsimmons came to NYC in 1861 and settled n Five Points. In a decade he was arrested for armed robbery and sentenced to 10 in Sing Sing. Got out. Started a construction business, bought a home with a view of the State of Liberty as she was being assembled in 1886.
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I represent America. The first Fitzsimmons came to NYC in 1861 and settled n Five Points. In a decade he was arrested for armed robbery and sentenced to 10 in Sing Sing. Got out. Started a construction business, bought a home with a view of the State of Liberty as she was being assembled in 1886.
I represent America. The first Fitzsimmons came to NYC in 1861 and settled n Five Points. In a decade he was arrested for armed robbery and sentenced to 10 in Sing Sing. Got out. Started a construction business, bought a home with a view of the Statue of Liberty as she was being assembled in 1886.
August 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I represent America. The first Fitzsimmons came to NYC in 1861 and settled n Five Points. In a decade he was arrested for armed robbery and sentenced to 10 in Sing Sing. Got out. Started a construction business, bought a home with a view of the Statue of Liberty as she was being assembled in 1886.
August 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trump’s top 10 reasons the Epstein files were not released:
1. Lizard people ate it.
2.There are good people on both sides of the pedophilia issue.
3.The vote to release the Epstein Files was rigged.
DOGE uploaded it to a hard drive and Musk’s GROK ate it......
1. Lizard people ate it.
2.There are good people on both sides of the pedophilia issue.
3.The vote to release the Epstein Files was rigged.
DOGE uploaded it to a hard drive and Musk’s GROK ate it......
July 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Trump’s top 10 reasons the Epstein files were not released:
1. Lizard people ate it.
2.There are good people on both sides of the pedophilia issue.
3.The vote to release the Epstein Files was rigged.
DOGE uploaded it to a hard drive and Musk’s GROK ate it......
1. Lizard people ate it.
2.There are good people on both sides of the pedophilia issue.
3.The vote to release the Epstein Files was rigged.
DOGE uploaded it to a hard drive and Musk’s GROK ate it......
Medicaid funding cut for Lousiana, with Speaker Mike Johnson’s hallelujah we stuck-it-to-ya blessing: $4 billion
Number of healthcare CEOs who warned Speaker Mike Johnson their Medicaid cuts “would be historic in their devastation”: 7
Odds Johnson will burn in Evangelical Hell: 12 to 1
Number of healthcare CEOs who warned Speaker Mike Johnson their Medicaid cuts “would be historic in their devastation”: 7
Odds Johnson will burn in Evangelical Hell: 12 to 1
June 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Medicaid funding cut for Lousiana, with Speaker Mike Johnson’s hallelujah we stuck-it-to-ya blessing: $4 billion
Number of healthcare CEOs who warned Speaker Mike Johnson their Medicaid cuts “would be historic in their devastation”: 7
Odds Johnson will burn in Evangelical Hell: 12 to 1
Number of healthcare CEOs who warned Speaker Mike Johnson their Medicaid cuts “would be historic in their devastation”: 7
Odds Johnson will burn in Evangelical Hell: 12 to 1
...Public health grants to Arizona terminated: $190 million
Amount medical institutions in Arizona, including U of A, ASU, and NAU, will see funding reduced: 15%
Number of employees the Arizona Department of Economic Security is expected to lay off: 500....
For more click on the link-
Amount medical institutions in Arizona, including U of A, ASU, and NAU, will see funding reduced: 15%
Number of employees the Arizona Department of Economic Security is expected to lay off: 500....
For more click on the link-
June 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
...Public health grants to Arizona terminated: $190 million
Amount medical institutions in Arizona, including U of A, ASU, and NAU, will see funding reduced: 15%
Number of employees the Arizona Department of Economic Security is expected to lay off: 500....
For more click on the link-
Amount medical institutions in Arizona, including U of A, ASU, and NAU, will see funding reduced: 15%
Number of employees the Arizona Department of Economic Security is expected to lay off: 500....
For more click on the link-
Nicknames for Arizona’s House of Representatives:
House of Reprehensibles
Bunkhouse of Budget-Busting Bloviating Bastards
Grand Canyon State’s Corporate Brothel
Cave of Bola-Wearing Prickly Pear Gobbling Misers
Eloy Mensa Meeting
Ringling Brothers House of Buckaroos for Jesus
Infected Coop
and.....
House of Reprehensibles
Bunkhouse of Budget-Busting Bloviating Bastards
Grand Canyon State’s Corporate Brothel
Cave of Bola-Wearing Prickly Pear Gobbling Misers
Eloy Mensa Meeting
Ringling Brothers House of Buckaroos for Jesus
Infected Coop
and.....
June 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nicknames for Arizona’s House of Representatives:
House of Reprehensibles
Bunkhouse of Budget-Busting Bloviating Bastards
Grand Canyon State’s Corporate Brothel
Cave of Bola-Wearing Prickly Pear Gobbling Misers
Eloy Mensa Meeting
Ringling Brothers House of Buckaroos for Jesus
Infected Coop
and.....
House of Reprehensibles
Bunkhouse of Budget-Busting Bloviating Bastards
Grand Canyon State’s Corporate Brothel
Cave of Bola-Wearing Prickly Pear Gobbling Misers
Eloy Mensa Meeting
Ringling Brothers House of Buckaroos for Jesus
Infected Coop
and.....
Why's the Right apoplectic over the victory of Zhoran Mamdani?Trump the bloated billionaire gasbag was never a "populist". The Fascist oligarchs and Theocrats fear the rise of a true populist.
June 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why's the Right apoplectic over the victory of Zhoran Mamdani?Trump the bloated billionaire gasbag was never a "populist". The Fascist oligarchs and Theocrats fear the rise of a true populist.
Trump the lazy corporate welfare parasite is more of a socialist than NYC's Mamdani could ever hope to be.
June 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Trump the lazy corporate welfare parasite is more of a socialist than NYC's Mamdani could ever hope to be.
