Scott FitzGerald
fitzstartz.bsky.social
Scott FitzGerald
@fitzstartz.bsky.social
Just a Canadian paying attention. Views are my own, not those of my employer.
Ah, memories...

Drove it home, but was never brave enough to try opening the sunroof again.
October 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Spotted on my drive earlier today. What's this "we" business, on your 2024 or newer Tesla, you ignorant Nazi-adjacent asshole?
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"I didn't have a problem with his politics, anyway. I don't care about that, because that's just a sideline. That's not what he does."

Rationalization contrary to all evidence comes effortlessly to these people.
October 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
oof... gut punch.
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pressure on the judiciary from the centre was kind of a big deal in Canada...

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
September 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gen X rn:
September 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
He certainly does.
May 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oh... "professional YouTuber" has thoughts... let's all stop and give them credence.
March 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
March 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Didn't see this image in the piece... so here it is, for "virtue signaling" completeness.
January 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Always worth noting, because it's one of the most crystal clear windows into the quality of Musk's character - he lied about holding his dying son:
December 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Mercedes: Hold my beer.
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
That's going to be a hard pass from me, Coca-Cola.
November 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Pre-ordered! Congratulations!
November 13, 2024 at 3:32 AM
angrygoose.gif

"What happened to 'vox populii, vox dei', motherfucker?!!"
October 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Man arriving at the Capitol with a tomahawk weapon:
"I did get caught up in the heat of the moment, but I never had a malicious plan or intent"

Just incredible. SMH.
October 4, 2024 at 11:54 AM
This one stuck for me, specifically because it *wasn't* Musk putting a hard deadline on the renewable energy Supercharger claim:
electrek.co/2021/04/27/t...
October 3, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Geezus.

Still... pattern tracks: why should animals be safe from cops when people so often are not?
September 14, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I'm stunned that they are celebrating reaching an apparent milestone of 8000 NACS adapters *per week*.

Fremont alone makes 10,000ish whole shitty Teslas a week, but they are celebrating making 8000 of these boxy pieces of plastic like it's some huge accomplishment of modern manufacturing?
September 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Word prediction machine says what?
August 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Gold.
August 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Whirling tape drives, loading Buck Rogers on my Coleco Adam...

PC's used to engage the senses like cars with a clutch.
August 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
100%... especially since the issues & concerns cited are de rigeur newbie Tesla owner forum post fodder for a swarm of "how dare you" abuse since The Beginning.

#thisistheway
July 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
"So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

Don't you have anything remotely substantial?

Do you have any hard data?"
youtu.be/aggPKmqlCuM?...
May 7, 2024 at 8:03 PM
As long as this continues to be the required steps for rear seat passengers (<cough>kids<cough>) to get out of the rear of a Model 3 in an emergency - something Sandy dwelled on, "I guess the kids don't matter" - I'm not inclined to subscribe to those theories.
May 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM