I think a lot of people find it hard to answer the phone is because phones are always on silent, turning an incoming call into a low, monotone rumble. It's ominous and threatening. We need to bring back fun ringtones. Retvrn to a mono-track MIDI of a Black Eyes Peas song

If I ever get a pet leech I'm naming it Mark Suckerberg

The Cybertruck being such a disaster is the perfect symbol of Elons decline. Only a few years ago he was the one likeable billionaire, and his companies were legend. Tesla singlehandedly proved EVs could work. Now you can't wash them. SpaceX invented reusable rockets. Starlink barely works.

Second suspiciously furry looking contractor truck I've seen in the last few days, at this rate I feel like I'm gonna start seeing ads for roofers on e621

Finally able to move out of my parents after COVID with my bf and not have to "act normal" 24/7, pumped to spend every weekend just being a dumb dog and hanging out with him and friends

Babe what's wrong? You haven't showered with your shambluey.

Not quite as fast as I hoped but we're still down 5 pounds in 2024! Mayhaps if I keep this up I'll feel good enough to post pictures of myself on the Internet to make strangers horny, that's the dream

Did some other site's owner try to monetize the Holocaust and you finally GTFO? Are you feeling a bit lost in this new website? Here are some tips for you. Share widely for all the newcomers.

The fact that my ideal burrito bowl from Chipotle has only 5g of sugar is genuinely the only thing allowing me to get in shape for 2024. I like food too much to eat nothing but broccoli, white rice, and unseasoned chicken 24/7

life of a ΔΘ

Anyone who has the means and the will really should go see U2 live at Sphere before they leave. It's such an insanely cool show that even my boss went at my recommendation and was left speechless. Also helps that U2 does so much philanthropy that you know money is going somewhere useful.

Masculine urge to be called a good pup

There are only 3 things you need to do in life:

1. Be born

2. Drink Mug

3. Die

PLEASE READ - HELP ME GET TOP SURGERY 🏳️‍⚧️

I finally have a consultation appointment coming up next month for top surgery, but i need your help in reaching my goal

Anything helps, if you can't send anything then please share this around.

Here's my ko-fi ko-fi.com/sinotus
Reposts = 💕🌈

Mayhaps I'll actually establish a presence on this app, instead of just lurking like I have everywhere else.

Gonna keep this pretty divorced from my actual identity so hoping that will help :3